Small breasts, if you looked around the trade show floor would appear to be a detriment and an affront to the art of pornography. Tiny tits were like an abstract and minimalist rendition of what every other portrait of a porn girl looked like, where lush bosoms and ample buttocks were drawing crowds of gawkers. The critics and the pundits certainly had their two cents to spend on an opinion.

“She certainly has a unique look. Kind of like a Siamese cat. Something sort of sultry about her… and that pretty mouth, you just want to put your cock in and fuck it hard.” People who right porn video reviews always have strong opinions that border on kinky obsessions. No wonder. Eight hours of watching adult videos five days a week is enough to turn anyone into a freak. The guy handed me his card. I took it between my thumb and forefinger to try and minimize any potential contact with bodily fluids. I didn’t recognize the magazine but regardless I would have to kiss his pinky typing finger to make sure we came away with decent press for all our efforts. “You painted her with bigger boobs than she really has though.” No end to this embarrassment until we could break down the booth and turn ourselves back to San Diego.

“That is because, long story, that is really not a picture of Stephanie Swift.”

He looked at me with the slack blankness of disbelief and raised an eyebrow over a squint of skepticism.

“Well, she could really be a huge star if she gets her boobs done. I watched your scenes with her and she has this sort of slutty but sophisticated thing going on that is really hot.”

Did anyone else out there catch when McCain was asked about Sarah Palin’s qualifications for Vice President? He answered “Sarah Palin is the breast, errrr, best person for the job…” I started laughing hysterically and couldn’t stop until I remembered McCain’s defending the violent, so far right they make fascists seem liberal, supporters that keep shouting for Obama to die.  If only the job of the Vice President actually had to do with vices like cigarette smoking, late night snacking, and anal sex then I guess I would not be so worried but since that is not the case I guess there is some cause for alarm. People need to realize how much danger this country is in of becoming a fanatical theocracy akin to some of the governments, typified as regimes, which we know and love to hate.

Guess what happens to us folks in the adult entertainment business when that happens? Well if Nazi Germany is any sort of historical example, the sexually liberated become the condemned. The first ones imprisoned and killed there before the genocide of the jews, gypsies, and others were the so called deviants like the gays and the porn producers. There have already been attempts by those in the Justice Department of the Bush Administration to equate porn producers with terrorists; Attorney General Gonzales apparently thought that funding fights against porn was every bit as important if not more so than putting priorities on fighting terrorism as his firings of those that would not support a “war” on porn has proven.

But look at McCain’s Freudian slip, obviously he had titties on the brain, specifically Sarah Palin’s nice big juicy milf round rack, and while I applaud his mind being on those bouncing boobies I fear that he would not know what to do with them in the first place. And in my mind, a leader of the free world had best know what to do with a nice rack, and I don’t mean a gun rack either.

This is one of the latest series from Homegrown Video; featuring sweet looking amateurs that have nice big natural tits, a series devoted to buxom beauties is long overdue. Homegrown Video has always prided itself on listening to exactly what the fans want which has been the inspiration for series like “Natural Bush”, and “Housewives Unleashed” as well as “Cream Pie”. “Big Breast Amateurs” is certainly no exception. Homegrown President Tim Lake admits, “I can’t believe we took this long to do a series based on hot amateurs with nice big natural boobies but I guess there is a time and a place for everything. And big bouncing boobs are good any time all the time.” 

10. Big boobs are great for adjusting eye focus in order to ensure proper eye contact when communicating meaningfully
9. Suckling big boobs provides immeasurable stress relief
8. The bounce of big boobs is helpful in studying the physics of wave forms
7. Big boobs are known to improve performance in a variety of sports such as baseball, football, and hockey
6. Big boobs are very useful in the control of traffic in car congested cities
5. Big boobs not only seem effective at relieving the effects of aging but also can be used to measure the onset of mid-life crisis
4. Big boobs can act as a buoyancy aid in case of an emergency at sea
3. Beer simply tastes better with big boobs
2. Massaging big boobs increases circulation to the groin area which can greatly enhance coital interactions
1. Without big boobs there would be no bromskis!

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