1. Two’s company and three is a threesome
2. Common sense “dick-tates” that two giving head is always better than one
3. We need three to practice paying it forward with orgasmic energy
4. Threesomes mean half the work for twice the fun
5. If we don’t have a threesome then the world is going to end and cannibalistic zombies will roam the earth preying on the few remaining inhabitants
6. Threesomes are scientifically proven to enhance one’s sex life
7. Truth or dare… have you ever had a threesome?
8. Why have to choose one when both will do for a threesome?
9. Why did the chicken cross the road? To have a threesome.
10. Threesomes are great training for performing in your own Homegrown Video!

You and me plus one

makes three excellent reasons

to fuck our lights out!

1. Make sure you underwear is clean. Nothing spoils the mood like pulling off the shorts or panties and seeing a great big butt shmear across the crotch crease.

2. Don’t ask for “sloppy seconds” unless you have cleaned up and eaten everything off of your first helping.

3. The sacrifice of sleeping on the extra wet wet spot must be considered an honor and a privilege otherwise you risk getting cut off from it ever happening again.

4. Do unto others as you would have others do unto you, unless of course there is only enough lube for one person to take it up the butt in which case a coin toss can easily resolve matters.

5. Make sure to be loud enough so that your neighbor’s neighbors can hear everything and look at you with a strange mix of horror, fascination, curiousity, and desire the next day.

6. Any trips to the bathroom should also be an opportunity to quickly freshen up, make sure to brush the teeth and floss out any embarrassing pubic hairs embedded between tooth and gum.

7. Be fair and balanced in dispersing your charms otherwise face a court of inquiry the next day about “who do you really like, me, or her, or him… or it…”

8. Occassionally come up for air, look around, and make sure that the dog hasn’t climbed into the action…

9. Keep your freakiest sides hidden until there is complete trust and willingness to share all around; no one really likes to know that you like a feather duster stuck up your ass with a rubber glove on your head, while you cockle doodle doo away on a first time three-way.

10. Always ask for what you want graciously and give what others need generously and never ever take it for granted that your fantasy is becoming reality unless you want your fantasy to become your nightmare.

I watched the girls go at it for a few minutes, enjoying every second as they managed to pull off the rest of each others clothes. Singer couldn’t stop saying “I love your fucking tits” and “your pussy tastes so good” and instead of clapping my appreciation for the show I started fwapping my gratitude. Lani grabbed my cock and helped with a few tugs before she commanded Singer to put her sweet wet mouth on it, begging, encouraging, commanding her to “Suck my man’s dick while I watch”. Singer happily obliged and used her hand to jerk me off while she played with her tongue over and over the head of my dick. It was pure pleasure and my fun more than doubled when Lani came down to share.

At this point, I seriously wanted to fuck that hot blond, yes blond down there too, pussy so I made Lani straddle her face while I started fucking Singer. Her pussy was tight but really wet and my cock felt glorious as I took a turn on her, then pulled Lani back so I could enjoy fucking her too and make sure that I gave her all the attention she deserved.

I learned long ago that a successful threesome is mostly based on making your partner happiest. If you get too caught up in paying attention to the outsider then almost invariably the whole thing is going to go down in flames and no one is going to go to bed satisfied. So nothing was more important than letting Lani know that she had made her beau feel like a million bucks that he was going to charitably give completely and utterly back to her.

(to be cont.)