1.    Masturbation promotes good prostate health

2.    Plays a really good part of keeping up with the Jones’s sex life

3.    Like owning a future hall of famer rookie card

4.    Every time someone cums in a Homegrown Video an angel gets his wings

5.    Preserves a great historical landmark for future generations use

6.    Easier on the joints than running a marathon

7.    Rain coat clad pervy dude approved

8.    Where else can you learn about positions like the “flying anal”

9.    More fun and informative than watching “Animal Planet”

10.  Helps us pay for our groceries and gas!