Ahhh... the great outdoors just got greater

Homegrown is lucky to once again be honored with several titles and series nominated for porn‘s equivalent of an Oscar… but in this case more like an Oscar Meier Wiener since it is a celebration of the phallic slick as liquid sex lube porn industry. The beauty of the AVN celebration is that it is so tongue in cheek… ass cheek that is. Anyone that can appreciate the humor and irony in an award for “best anal sex scene” or “best non-sex performance in an all sex movie” would get a kick out of it. In the good old days more than a few of the attendees sitting at their dinner tables were getting blowjobs or having their pussies licked while award after award, you have never seen an awards show with more award categories, after award was called out and accepted by starlets and studs that were three cum stained bed sheets to the wind already and slurring their way through thank you’s and fuck you’s (you have never seen a more honest, direct, and uncensored acceptance speech). Ahh, the good ol’ fucking days!

Now everyone is so big business and corporate and stuffy with the puffed up notion that the industry is so firmly part of mainstream entertainment that it has lost some of that old school anarchy and liberation that it used to conjure. On the night when I was receiving my Hall of Fame award I sat next to a starlet that tipped her nose at me for a comment I made about the humor of it all, the seriousness of its un-seriousness, the idea that we could give awards away for hottest milf sex scene or best gang bang performance etc. Whatever happened to the good ol’ days? You know, that time when people still had sex for fun and making porn was a way of saying “hedonism can work for you too!”

Twas the night before triple XXXmas, when all through the house
No lingerie was rustling, not even a blouse.
The fishnets stockings were hung clipped to the garter with care,
In hopes that St Nicholas soon would be there.

He was chubby and plump, a right horny old elf,
And I laughed when I saw him, in spite of myself!
A wink of his eye and a twist of his head,
Soon let me know he wanted in bed

He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,
And filled all Lani’s hot holes, then stroked with a jerk.
And laying his finger aside of her anus,
this guy was totally shameless!

He sprang up after he’d been laid, to his friends gave a whistle,
And away they all blew out like the down of a thistle.
But I heard him exclaim, ‘ere he drove out of sight,
“Happy Triple XXXmas to all, and to all a good-night!”

pull out all the stops

don’t be a wanker, ok

just keep on pulling

What a cozy place

A nice soft space for hiding

Until the time comes

Adrian comes to Homegrown Video to try out doing some amateur porn and see how she likes it. She is a 5’4″ 115lb. brunette which in our book certainly qualifies her for “spinner” status. She is equally comfortable sexually with guys as well as girls, likes rap as well as hippy jam tunes, and works a day job in a coffee shop/bakery in addition to her secret life as an amateur sex goddess. So you can certainly say she has eclectic tastes and an open mind. And when it comes to sex, she really proves that she is ready for hot fucking; she sent in some solos, some girl on girl, and some boy/girl action. She also has indicated that she really likes anal sex and promises to send in some ass fucking action.

Adrian keeps her body toned with cycling and jogging… we can only imagine the line that forms behind her when she hits the trails.

Her first release from Homegrown Video will be in the “Sex Kittens” series so if you like barely legal lesbians then be sure to check it out.