One of my favorite Homegrown Video housewives is a swinger mom who worked as a fitness expert and trainer by day, even working with some of San Diego’s pro athletes.  Shauntee is truly an amateur porn superstar and the kind of woman that put the “home” in Homegrown Video, meaning her scenes for us burned down the house, brought it all home for good, and homed in on exactly what we like to see in an amateur sex video. Completely uninhibited and unashamed she loved to make homemade sex videos for all the right reasons.

She literally got off on imagining people watching her fuck on video. Yes, she wore a wig to hide her identity. After all, she had her kids and her day job to be concerned with but she was not going to let that stop her from sucking and fucking for the camera. She had her husband’s blessing and acceptance that he could only handle so much… and she needed more… sex. Literally insatiable, when she shot for Homegrown she was up for anything.

Cock in the ass? Ok, why not? Two guys for a DP? Ok. Threesomes, foursomes, orgies, oh my! She had done the swing scene in San Diego and loved it all.  Homegrown Video was the next logical step in making all her fantasies come true.

This is the Super Bowl ad that Homegrown Video would do if this world ever became less hypocritical about sex and actually allowed ads that discretely and tastefully advertised porn, specifically, amateur porn from Homegrown Video.

Homegrown Video’s Super Bowl of Amateur Porn

Fade in: An attractive milf in NFL tee shirt and tight jeans turns off a blender full of margies while her hubby and his two buddies sit in front of the TV, getting ready for the game.

Hubby: Honey, the game is almost on!
Milf: Ok, I’m coming! (smile, wink)
Friend #1: Your wife is the best!
Friend #2: (lifts beer to toast and sip) I second that!
Hubby: (Proud as a cock cockle doodle doing on Easter Sunday) Well, you know, everyone knows a great quarterback needs a fantastic wide receiver!

The friends all smile knowingly and all the guys drink a toast. Milf walks in, turns out those tight jeans are sexy daisy duke style cut-offs…

Milf: Ok guys, who is going to score the first touchdown?

She bends over to set her margarita down. The guys certainly enjoy the view…
She looks at the tv. She looks at the guys. The guys don’t look at the tv. The guys do look at her.

Milf: Game on…

Hubby has a video camera in his hands and a smile on his face. His buddies are undressed to their socks and underwear… The milf steps towards them with that same smile and wink.

Cut to: TV, the half is just about over, the score is tied but right on the last play before the break – touchdown!
Sexy giggle
Voice of Friend #1: Nice play…
Sexy laugh

Pan to blurred out shot of everyone except the smiles on their faces and their rosy cheeks and messed up hair.

Reveal hot woman in sexy cheerleader outfit, the wife of Friend #2, dropping down the camera from the shooting position.

Wife #2: Who is looking forward to the half time show?

Voice Over: Homegrown Video knows you like to watch the ads on Super Bowl Sunday…

There is no denying that Homegrown Video celebrates the hairy pussy. Sure, this goes against convention. Typical wisdom on the subject from our peers and colleagues tends to be completely disapproving and we are criticized and told women in amateur porn should have unshaven cunts. In their minds, Homegrown Video has some sort of problem. We are seen as being out of touch, behind the times, prone to purchasing content that seems in their view to be unpopular and unpleasant. Nothing could be farther from the truth of course. We have been around long enough and heard enough feedback to  know that our hairy bush amateur videos are a treasure to those fans of hairy bush that cannot find good unshaven pussy hair content any place else.

With kids out at school

milk man’s on his way over

to deliver cream

1.       Mature sexy ladies know sperm showers keep their skin supple and radiantly beautiful

2.       Hot cougar milfs understand that being soccer moms by day gives them more appreciation for the strategies of juggling and dribbling balls by night

3.       Milf cougars try harder to do all the crazy perverted stuff they only fantasized about doing when they were younger

4.       Cougar milfs have had more time to come up with new and wild sex fantasies that need to be fulfilled

5.       Hot cougars get to teach young and hung bucks that real sex does take longer than five minutes

6.       Sexy wives make young guys rise to the occasion rather than rest on their laurels

7.       Hot cougars know that great fucking sex burns just as many calories as power walking the park

8.       A cougar is most likely to pay for dinner and drinks for you to fuck her rather than the other way around

9.       A horny cougar realizes a sweet young hard cock is better than a whole season of re-runs of “Sex in the City”

10.   Homegrown Video’s most popular series are devoted to sexy cougars and milf mommas, “Horny Over 40” and “Housewives unleashed”!

Mr. Lake,

I saw “curvy amateur girls, volume 1″ yesterday and like most other adult movies I dound it to be very boring because there was no I-M-A-G-I-N-A-T-I-O-N in Homegrown’s starlets with this particular adult vid! For example, NO PROFANITY! Something like “fuck me like a dog”, “fuck me till I scream”, and then “fuck me for screaming!”

No ass licking. Have two middle age white woman licking a buck negroes black ass for about an hour and then they begs him to them up and he takes turns fucking both of their pussy and their white ass. When he gets off then those sluts begs him to whip their butts with his belt until their asses is black and blue.

I also would love to see those 2 white sluts take turns finger fucking his black ass and then they stick their fingers in each others mouth!

Get the idea mr. Lake?!

Ed. Note: I get it. More colorful. More perverted. But I don’t want any liability from overly excessive butt licking…

Patrick writes:

To whom it may concern,

I’m interested in receiving a catalog from your company on the following. I want uncut amateur woman (average looks) whoe age’s range from 40 – 60 years old, woman who will be wearing high heels, (Not platform high heels) that are laced leather, sexy undergarments , nylons, etc.

This woman should start out wearing conservative clothes pantsuits; wrap around dresses somewhat sexy showing the oulines of their sexy assets! AND NO MUSIC BACKGROUND ON ANY SCENE!

Uncut amateur wife’s and husbands (average looks) who are into swapping with other’s who use items like swings, spring seats, and get kinky, swap parties with 2 – 4 couples. NO MUSIC BACKGROUND!

Uncut amateur husbands (30-60 years old) who bring home men for their wive’s to approve of and have sex with while their husbands watch and mastubate and also get involved with the couple. I would like to have these amateurs filmed by a professional cameraperson who from time to time has sex offered to them by woman who needs more, or who feels sorry that the cameraperson gets hard on while filming!

I would like these scenes to have a story line, and introduction to the needs of these people, scenes where we can watch the woman walking around and how the parties involved came together to fulfill their desires showing them in their home surroundings living rooms, bedrooms, backyards, NO KITCHEN SCENES! How older woman meet young men whom they teach (school) referred by her girl friends or by the young man’s relative.

Ed.s Note: Ok, we can do that but sooner or later all parties end up in the kitchen…

Ok, I probably am not the first to vote for Sarah Palin as milf of the year but I am hereby casting my vote to say that I would not kick her out of bed if she told me that she had just come from a bukkake gang bang with George, Dick, John, and which ever other conservatives showed up to dump a load on her while she smiled and winked up at them. I can’t say that I will be voting for her and McCain otherwise but kudos to her for bringing sex appeal back to the democratic process.  She makes me think of that really annoying but terribly sexy teacher that you just wished you could catch her doing something wrong, like masturbating in the restroom, so that she would have to beg you to stay quiet by dropping to her knees to suck your cock until you fucked her harder than all the homework she had ever given you plus all the times you had to stay after school to work on it.

Are hockey moms the snow bunny equivalent of soccer moms? If so, then I have to say that is a good thing. More layers to peel, more reason to create some heat through vigorous fucking friction in order to stay warm. They are probably pretty tough since hockey is tough so that means that they can probably give up the anal when the power play is going down by taking one in the penalty box so to speak. Speaking of ass-fucking and Alaskans though I do remember reading once that Eskimos indulge in plenty of anal sex during the endless nights of winter in order to prevent unwanted pregnancies. If so that would explain that sort of “whoa, that’s the wrong hole” expression that seems plastered on Sarah’s face during her Katie Couric interview.

Governor Palin, Homegrown Video salutes the sexy genius of your milf-dom and celebrates your erotic appeal. If the VP thing doesn’t work out then you are always welcome to send a hot homemade sex video to Homegrown Video!

I grew up as one of those kids always attracted to older women. The girls my own age, in and around sixth and seventh grade, were just too hard to figure out. If you liked them then they didn’t like you but if you acted like you didn’t like them then they were attracted to you. I just couldn’t get my head, my heart, or my hard on around that concept. I had a friend who could. Tony. He might have been the star pitcher on the baseball time but he was by no means the best looking guy in the class; still, he was hitting home runs with a whole roster of girls before most of us had made it to second base. I couldn’t figure it out. The more he talked down to the girls, making fun of them, snubbing them, being downright rude, crude, and socially unacceptable according to the standards by which I had been raised the more they fell for him. My whole gentlemanly, polite, well mannered shtick was getting me nowhere. Worse yet, no matter how hard I tried I only seemed to push the girls away by being that way.

The art teacher that wore tight sweaters that only accentuated her enormous breasts seemed so blissfully free from those issues. She smiled at my efforts to impress her with token displays of my mannered affectations, opening a door, saying please, and a thousand thank-you, thank you, thank yous. Her smile had more sex appeal in just the just the tight little curve at the corner of her lip than a whole year of giggling cheerleader girls flirting with the older varsity jocks. In my dream world she would seduce me and show me exactly what to do – you know – how to please her. In her bed I would learn a thousand lessons and become a sexual acrobat ready to accomplish great feats of pleasure that would thrill prospective partners for years to come.

Unfortunately, nothing ever came of it other than the wild sex that I would fantasize about with her as I masturbated and dreamed what I would do with her in the dark room, by the ceramics wheel, in the bathroom, and wherever else I could imagine fucking her. But I did talk to her. I did tell her about my issues trying to find a girl (I am sure she realized I was really talking about her) and she did give me advice. Excellent advice.

She said, “When you get older you are going to find that women really appreciate you the way you are. Just be patient.” I listened to her. She was right. Now, as president of Homegrown Video, I can celebrate the beautiful, mature, women that some in good humor refer to as “milf”. Thank you Ms. Taylor for making me the pornographer I am today!

The term “milf” was coined in the movie “American Pie” and has since been popularized as a descriptive term in pornography for women of a certain age engaging in sexually explicit entertainment. “MILF” stands for “mother I’d like to fuck” and though the range of ages can be debated most agree that the term applies to women over the age of 25 and under the age of 50. So called “MILF porn” can trace its origins through examination of the amateur niche, specifically in Homegrown Video titles that emerged in the early 1980’s, when mothers who were parents by day and swingers by night began sending in their homemade sex videos. The sudden appearance of women that did not fit into any mold of what a porn star should look like and defied the notion that to be successful in the adult industry one had to have bleached hair and fake boobs not only transformed the industry but established the fact that older and more mature women could be every bit if not more sexy than their younger counterparts.

Homegrown Video now specializes in the milf niche and in addition to the Homegrown Video series the company also offers other series that cater to fans of milfs, “Horny Over 40” and “Housewives Unleashed”.