I now realize there is no better way to start off the week just right than by ending the previous week with something that might put a smile on your face for years to come. Last night I dropped my girlfriend Lani off at a club so she could go dancing. I wasn’t in the mood to party on a Sunday night, too much to do come Monday and all that jive, so I dropped her off and came home. I sat down to play a bit of Xbox (Lost Planet which at this point is making me nuts but is still kind of fun) but since I wasn’t able to get through the level in the time I’d allotted for play I switched over to watch a bit of tube. Well, that led directly to passing out until Lani came flying through the door.

“Baby, baby, wake up baby, I am going to give you a threesome.” She said.

Now I hate to admit this, but I figured she was just teasing me… again. So I wasn’t going to take the bait. At this point I felt like Charlie Brown when Lucy always pulls the football away at the last second and I wasn’t going to fall for it again.

“No, I am tired. I am going to bed.” So I proceeded upstairs. A minute later, Lani was coming in and she had her friend, a hot blond who is lead singer in a band, by the hand. Now I was awake but I pretended that I wanted to sleep. “Do whatever you want,” I said, “but I am going to sleep.”

“No,” Lani cooed, “don’t sleep – watch this!” She pulled our friend, who I am just going to call “Singer” because she is not a porn person with a slick fake porn name and so unfortunately I can’t show her picture but trust me I was one happy dude. Lani and Singer started making out and tearing each other’s clothes off. Lani would stop kissing Singer everynow and then so the two of them could talk all kinds of smutty and delicicious smack with each other. Like, “I want to watch you suck my Man’s cock” and “Let me eat your pussy you sexy bitch” that kind of stuff; things that woke my cock up and begging to jump into the tangle of tongues…

(to be continued)