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If celebrities and socialites can boost their pr by doing amateur porn, then why can’t politicians do it too? We all know people love MILFS and who better than a couple of the best milf politicians to make an amateur sex tape for Homegrown Video than a hot lesbian milf scene featuring Sarah Palin and Michelle Bachman. Sure, we know that they both have professed a zealous hatred of porn and have vowed to ruin the industry if elected but, c’mon, we all know that means that in private they are huge fans and probably get off on the most twisted stuff that would completely terrify moderates. Of course, Homegrown wouldn’t be able to accept any videos of them pooping on Democrats and liberals – we would have to ask them to tone it down from that sort of thing. However, if they wanted to have a threesome where the two of them tag teamed a Dem while wearing strap on dildos would be ok. We are not party affiliated so one party’s butthole is the same as the other as far as we are concerned.

You can almost hear Sarah chanting “Drill baby, drill!” right?

Now I know what you are saying… Wouldn’t Michelle’s husband have to step in and “cure” his wife of her lesbian pussy licking tendencies if she was getting her freak on with Sarah? Well, yes, sure, that would require some discipline. He would have to whip their asses with a riding crop to punish them for being wicked little sluts and correct them by making them crawl around with a couple of clothespins stuck on their nipples while he smacked their cherry red tushies mercilessly. There is only one way to make America strong again!

Remember… A deficit of sex will undermine the confidence of people invested in making America sexy again!

1.       Watching hot lesbians have sex reduces the negative morale impact of penis envy but creates pussy envy

2.       Real lesbian sex can be a highly instructive tutorial that a guy never actually learns from

3.       Two horny women trumps one horny woman in most cases… except where neither of them want a dude around

4.        Girls make kissing girls seem so much easier than it is in real life for guys to kiss girls

5.       Lesbians never have to worry about their strap-on dildos going soft during sex

6.       Real lesbians have real orgasms… but never fall for the “I came so many times I lost count” line like guys all too often do

7.       Lesbians can have all the sex they want… but they don’t have to worry about getting pregnant

8.       Lesbian sex is often up to 90% foreplay to 10% sex which is ideal, but it is also a virtually impossible standard for a guy to live up to

9.       Real lesbians never have to worry about whether or not the orifice is too big or too small

10.   Guys love watching cute young lesbians in Homegrown Video’s “Sex Kittens” series but know they never have a chance of being in the video

Preparing for the new semester back to school, sweet young Co-eds are getting naked and engaging in lesbian sex acts like pussy licking and strap on fucking to get back in the sex groove expected in dorms these days. Being back in school means partying hard and with most schools enacting tough drinking regulations, eighteen, nineteen, and twenty year old sexy undergrads must resort to erotic pastimes or risk expulsion from school. Fortunately, the University of Homegrown Video offers course credits in lesbian pussy licking by taking the “Sex Kitten” class.

Sex Kittens is a course with a curriculum designed to meet every requirement of the young eager lezzie trying to make another young woman cum while at the same time offering study time to practice pussy eating in a real world environment. Students will be expected to furnish their own dildos and vibrators for extra credit though not as a requirement. Class time will focus on innovations in licking labia, sucking on a clit, and development of lapping skills to ensure orgasmic transcendence with an emphasis on platonic reciprocation. Students can anticipate equal time spent in the classroom as well as lab study groups where daisy chains of lesbian pussy licking experiments will challenge and engage the student to understand the concepts behind licking cunt.