10. Hot cum is great for warming a frigid pussy on a chilly day

9. Cumming inside a hot wet pussy is easier to hide than a facial when you are having a quickie in a public space like a McDonalds for example

8. When a guy pulls out and the cum is running out of her orifice then both partners can share a hearty laugh when someone yells “whoopee, we done made a creampie!”

7. Cream pie cumshots are favored by nine out of ten circus clowns

6. Cream pie cumshots are the sexual equivalent of a fresh chocolate éclair

5. Delivering a hot cream pie cumshot means never having to say “sorry, I was going to pull out”

4. A nice pussy full of cum stays fresh and warm and ready for more penetration for days

3. Cream pie cumshots prevent accidental ejaculations in your partner’s eyeball

2. A good cream pie makes your cock and balls feel like a job well done

1. Cream pies are one of the reasons Homegrown Video has been popular so long because folks like to see the way real people have sex!

Why would you want to

Pull out of her warm wet cunt

At the best damn time

So much depends on

The white cum load in the cunt

Glazed with hot wet sweat