future avn hall of fame award winner

1.       I cleaned up my own condoms after anal sex shoots

2.       Max Hardcore used to call me “the Pussycat” because I was polite to models that I was scheduled to ass fuck like a rabid monkey

3.       I was not just a Homegrown Video fan, but also a submitter, and even cleaned the employee bathroom for a couple years after we first purchased the company

4.       I made my porn name “Tim Lake” just so that all the people I went to high school with would know it was me

5.       Ron Jeremy knows me even though he didn’t thank me in his book for getting him involved in “Orgazmo”

6.       In porn, kissing ass is just a requirement of the workplace and if you had to tongue as many buttholes as I did then you deserve something… besides stink breath

7.       I am one of the performers that had to be able to get it up on camera before the chemistry of Viagra, Cialis, and Levitra made performing on queue as easy as buttering bread

8.       I have been practicing my drunken acceptance speech for the last 15 years

9.       I have had the honor and privilege of making porn with Carrie Fisher of Star Wars fame

10.   I was smart enough to know that buying the original amateur porn series way back when was a great deal and would lead to an interesting life there ever after

To all the horny housewives that brought some spark back to the bedroom with a camera and a couple lights

To all the sweet young co-eds looking for a few extra bucks for beer by sending in their sexy antics caught on tape

To all the swingers, and lifestylers, and pan-amorists, and orgy enthusiasts, and gang banging boys and girls that know not only how to have a great time but also how to share it well with others

To the beautiful couple that loves watching porn and wanted to make their own amateur sex video then got the nerve to send it in to us

To all the talk shows, and news programs, magazine articles, and yes, even Paris Hilton and Pamela Anderson, for helping to advertise amateur porn and make it seem perfectly normal to so many others

To all the stripper chicks with big racks and their rock star in their own mind boyfriends that want to show off how wild they get in the sack

To all the amateur studs that still don’t want to take off their socks when they fuck for fear that their cocks will be just as cold as their toes

You all took the chance, made the choice, did the leap, and landed on this side of the tracks where others might see you and judge you and jerk off to you regardless

You have put smiles on faces and inspired others to enjoy life celebrating one simple joy in one trillion orgasms shuddering and rippling out an ever widening smile across the universe

Homegrown Video thanks you

All I know is the milf ticket defines an unprecedented moment in US history and although I would not kick Palin out of bed for eating elephant shaped animal cookies when I was done treating her like the naughty librarian (making her read the really hot and salacious bits out of “Tropic of Cancer” or any other book she was trying to ban then making her lick the Dewey off my decimal if you know what I mean and I think you all do…) then I would have to tell her to get the hell out of bed because there was just no way in hell that I would be voting for her.

Yeah, I’m a pig. Oink, oink, now kiss my commie pinko curly tailed buttocks you bunch of long boat canoe captains for McCain/Palin… but if you are a fan of amateur porn then think about what four more years of culture wars on your favorite adult production companies means and how your access to the entertainment you love, like Homegrown Video, will be effected. Doesn’t matter what party a person is affiliated with, amateur porn is enjoyed by all sides, and so one has to consider how a vote can matter in so simple a pleasure pursued as a matter of liberty and a freedom freely expressed.

Being the first company to distribute people’s homemade sex movies the history of Homegrown Video is a tale of erotic adventure and discovery as well as a lesson and conditioning to survive in a highly competitive business on the cutting edge of digital media. Newsweek once proclaimed “Homegrown is the longest running series in the history of porn”, surprising, since it started humbly with one couple renting their homemade swinger tapes out of the adult section of their tiny mom and pop video store in San Diego. That was in 1982. When people were just starting to get video cameras, take off the Laura Ashley padded shoulder dresses, and throw their fright wig big hairdos back in the throes of the big O, captured for posterity through the convenience of home electronics. The simplicity of it equated with sincerity. The sweaty honesty of people having sex and sharing those intimate moments with others completely changed the faces, and the body types, and the stereotypes of adult entertainment forever. If you trust the business reports that claim adult entertainment is more profitable than sports, music, and mainstream movies combined then you get a sense of the potential cash there is to still be harvested out from the bounty of adult media, especially amateur porn. Why is amateur porn so popular that people never seem to get enough? My theory is because SEX is FOOD and people have to EAT… and variety is still the spice of life.

10. Watching amateur porn increases penis size safely and effectively

9. Amateur porn is known to decrease aggression in tests with bonobo monkeys and bottlenose dolphins

8. Amateur porn promotes a sense of well being by reducing the sort of intimidation which may result by watching regular porn

7. Amateur porn does not use “canned music” which is known to cause “elevator syndrome” which can make a person feel sick like they are going up and down on an elevator on which there is no exit

6. Amateur porn avoids frightening depictions of Ron Jeremy engaged in debaucheries

5. There is proof in amateur porn that real orgasms are indeed possible in adult entertainment

4. If Pamela Anderson and Paris Hilton made amateur porn then it must be cool

3. Keeping the right to watch amateur porn in the privacy of one’s home can help one choose whom to vote for in an election year.

2. Watching amateur porn is like enjoying raw cookie dough; it is raw and sweet and ready to consume right out of the package

1. Because Homegrown Video is the longest running series in the history of porn there must be something entertaining about amateur porn!

When I was shooting porn in San Diego the need for new and unique places to shoot grew increasingly difficult. Most of San Diego exists like one vast tourist attraction so finding any sort of place that afforded the discretion and privacy that would make shooting porn possible was never easy. Find one spot, like the beach by Sunset Cliffs, or on the trails around Balboa Park and it might be private one minute but a focal point for every binocular wielding bird watcher and camera toting tourist the next. As a result of this limitation, certain methods of shooting developed, namely, a “get in, get the goods, and get out” style which I call “guerilla porn”. With that approach really anywhere and anything was possible. You just had to find the right place at the right time and move quickly as possible.

Naturally, when I found the park that ran along one end of the Coronado Bridge and it was empty I knew that we would have to move quickly or the opportunity would be lost. Dave Hardman was the kind of stud for hire that was game for most anything and would do it without complaining – which is saying a lot because male porn stars tend to be way bigger bitches than anyone could possibly imagine their female counterparts to be, especially annoying because those guys are getting paid to fuck the kind of women most mooks can only dream about screwing. The two girls were ready to take some chances in the high stakes game of public sex as well. They were a pair of San Diego amateurs that only did a handful (no pun intended) of videos for Homegrown Video back in the day named Sasha and Tina.

We walked out and began shooting. Dave lifted up their short floral print Summer dresses so he could fondle their asses while they stood on either side and each held is cock, taking turns to stroke it and tickle his nuts. Then, on cue, and with a sense of perfection a tug boat drove past. We were all wondering how much of a view they might be getting when all of sudden there was a blast on the fog horn right when Hardman was cumming into Tina’s recently rosy palm. We laughed then quickly packed and headed back for safer harbors.

Get in. Get the goods. Get out.

Homegrown Video has declared every four days will be a bonus day for site updates. Bonus days will feature all the scenes from a never previously released Homegrown Video title, including the “Homegrown Presents” titles like “Sex Kittens”, “Big Breasted Amateurs” and more. Homegrown has prided itself on consistent daily picture and video updates for years but this now means Homegrown Video has again raised the standard for exclusive daily content to keep its membership happy. Most Homegrown Video releases contain four to six individual scenes, also known as “loops” or “vignettes”. Typically, each individual scene is released on a daily basis so the new bonus means a chance to check out a Homegrown release in its entirety. That mean more pussy licking, ass fucking, cream pie ending, and deep throat face fucking action than ever before.

10. In consideration to his best buddy bros, real men keep it a secret so the bros won’t be jealous of him actually getting laid and having a real pussy to lick

9. Real men can’t admit to liking pussy licking because he doesn’t want his best buddy bros to make fun of him every time he orders tuna fish melts

8. Pussy licking is considered a crime in some states and real men don’t knowingly incriminate themselves

7. Real men would love to tell the world that they love eating pussy but then they could never be elected president or made Pope

6. Real men know that admitting to liking to eat pussy would cause productivity to go down in the work place and that would hurt the economy

5. Real men must try very hard not to be confused with pussy licking butch lesbians

4. Real men are real men so they have nothing more to prove or gain by bragging that they also like eating pussy

3. Real men don’t want to have to waste time always having to give pussy licking tips out too, just tips on power tools alone is almost too much for one real man to bear

2. For some strange reason real men find that pussy licking stories are much less believable than fish tales

1. Real men don’t have to admit to enjoying eating pussy because Homegrown Video proves beyond the shadow of a doubt that real men love eating pussy!

10. Keeps the kitty warm on cold winter nights

9. Trains the brains of the cock to find its way through the maze

8. Pussy hair can be donated to “Pubes of Love” a charity for people that can’t grow pubic hair

7. Natural bush can be trimmed to make real hair merkins for fun and profit

6. Extra long pussy hair can be used to floss your lover’s teeth while performing cunnilingus

5. Wet, matted bush hair can be felted for making a pussy hair yurt prized by the nomadic peoples of the steppes

4. Unshaven pussy hair can be dramatically styled into corn rows, braids, and even dreadlocks…

3. Wicks moisture away from a damp vagina without losing its insulating qualities

2. Provides a place to pin one’s fig leaf to when playing Eve in the “World’s Greatest Story” dinner theatre staging

1. Homegrown Video fans LOVE WOMEN WITH HAIRY PUSSIES!