more about the porn hall of fame…
Thursday, January 15th, 2009
Then, naturally, there would be that hallowed hall of all the past inductees to the Porn Hall of Fame and here you would find life size fully articulated, infinitely flexible lifelike latex version of the studs and sluts being recognized for all eternity on the basis of their sexual prowess. Museum visitors would not only be able to pose for photos with the star or starlet of their choice but they would also, for a nominal fee, be able to actually experience brief but reasonably satisfying copulations as well. After that, if the patron happened to be a smoker desiring a post coital cig then they would be able to enjoy the smoking fetish lounge where gorgeous staff dressed seductively would blow smoke in their faces through pursed lips shiny with rouge lip gloss before handing them the lit cigarette.
Without a doubt, I would have to be consulted on the porn archeology wing where the ongoing research into the permutations of amateur porn would be carried out with rigorous scientific standards. As amateur porn evolved into forms like “pro-am” and “reality” and “gonzo” and continues to adapt and change, there would be an opportunity for visitors to see adult entertainment historians, amateur porn producers, and actual distributors in collaboration and in literally a “hands on” environment museum attendees would be able to assist in the process. Of course, lubrication would be provided…






