Top Ten Reasons To Keep a Hairy Bush
Wednesday, August 6th, 200810. Keeps the kitty warm on cold winter nights
9. Trains the brains of the cock to find its way through the maze
8. Pussy hair can be donated to “Pubes of Love” a charity for people that can’t grow pubic hair
7. Natural bush can be trimmed to make real hair merkins for fun and profit
6. Extra long pussy hair can be used to floss your lover’s teeth while performing cunnilingus
5. Wet, matted bush hair can be felted for making a pussy hair yurt prized by the nomadic peoples of the steppes
4. Unshaven pussy hair can be dramatically styled into corn rows, braids, and even dreadlocks…
3. Wicks moisture away from a damp vagina without losing its insulating qualities
2. Provides a place to pin one’s fig leaf to when playing Eve in the “World’s Greatest Story” dinner theatre staging
1. Homegrown Video fans LOVE WOMEN WITH HAIRY PUSSIES!






