1.       Enhance foreplay by not using your stopwatch to announce when fucking should assume the starting position. 

2.       You can increase patience for performing foreplay by watching woman’s tennis competitions.

3.       Keep reminding yourself that foreplay is like golf, you have your good days, you have your bad days, but whacking the club, slinging some balls, and a freshly cut bushy lawn beat a day of work any way you slice it.

4.       Contrary to most skills on this planet, the better you are at erotic foreplay the less you have to do it.

5.       Never advance a claim that you are owed a reciprocal token of sensual foreplay or risk losing post foreplay action due to cases of tiredness and headaches.

6.       Consider that foreplay is like the pre-game show for the football game. You don’t really care what is said as long as you know the game is about to follow.

7.       Always begin sexy foreplay encounters by praying that you will suddenly, miraculously, amazingly will know exactly what you are doing and how to keep doing it.

8.       If you are going to give Peace a Chance then you might as well give foreplay a whirl.

9.       Studious attention to proper foreplay etiquette and proper conduct will develop a sturdy and dependable soul.

10.   Make and watch Homegrown Video amateur sex movies to enhance your foreplay!