1. One women cumming
2. Two lovers fucking
3. A threesome for the evening
4. Four loads a spunkin’
5. Five fingers touching
6. Six screaming orgasms
7. Seven days a-fucking
8. Eight makes an orgy
9. Nine sixty nines
10. Ten toes a- curling
11. Eleven cream pies dripping
12. Twelve Homegrown Videos to watch!
With kids out at school
milk man’s on his way over
to deliver cream
Cute redhead schoolgirl Avril broke into an office to steal some tests. Screech the janitor caught her redhanded! She wants to keep him from telling so she gives him head and shows off her hairy bush. He fucks the college cutie and cums inside her. Perfect solution! Eri’ka Kane is a hot brunette. She does a strip tease and rubs her pussy before Rick joins her on the bed. They fuck in missionary, doggy and reverse cowgirl before he dumps a creamy man-wad in her pussy. Sexy blond Hungarian Adrianna Russo kisses on her man Gery. He fingers her and they fuck doggy style, spoon, cowgirl and reverse cowgirl before he unleashes and they present a cream pie to the world. Hot Roxanna is a babe from Enland. She wants to do a cream pie with her boyfriend Johnny. They kiss and rub and soon are fucking hard, ending only when her pussy is full of jizz.
10. Hot cum is great for warming a frigid pussy on a chilly day
9. Cumming inside a hot wet pussy is easier to hide than a facial when you are having a quickie in a public space like a McDonalds for example
8. When a guy pulls out and the cum is running out of her orifice then both partners can share a hearty laugh when someone yells “whoopee, we done made a creampie!”
7. Cream pie cumshots are favored by nine out of ten circus clowns
6. Cream pie cumshots are the sexual equivalent of a fresh chocolate éclair
5. Delivering a hot cream pie cumshot means never having to say “sorry, I was going to pull out”
4. A nice pussy full of cum stays fresh and warm and ready for more penetration for days
3. Cream pie cumshots prevent accidental ejaculations in your partner’s eyeball
2. A good cream pie makes your cock and balls feel like a job well done
1. Cream pies are one of the reasons Homegrown Video has been popular so long because folks like to see the way real people have sex!
Why would you want to
Pull out of her warm wet cunt
At the best damn time
Way back when, in a galaxy far, far away, about the time when we took over Homegrown Video, buying it out of a bankruptcy with money borrowed from our Ma, there was a stark realization that no distributors would touch Homegrown even with a box of condoms on because they were so pissed at the previous ownership. We had a vast library. Duplication decks to record tapes. Desks and chairs. However, every call to a distributor would be answered with a ‘click’ which was the sound of them hanging up on us as soon as we mentioned the word “Homegrown”. We surely would have gone out of business if it were not for a small but very active list of direct mail customers who also happened to be very vocal about what they liked or did not like.
This cadre of customers taught us quickly that whatever we thought the people wanted to see in porn was counter-intuitive to what people actually craved. Forget the stuff I learned in Los Angeles’ porn valley productions. Our customers wanted more CREAM PIE! They wanted more HAIRY PUSSY! They didn’t care about sweet young sluts that didn’t know how to fuck. They wanted hot housewives by day but amateur video whores by night. We are lucky that we listened to them because that is why we are still in business today.
We created “Cream Pie Club” and “Natural Bush” in response to our customers but also as a way to get around the distributors not taking our calls. Once those series had developed a following and we engendered the trust of our buyers then we let the distributors know… oh yeah, we are also those guys that do Homegrown Video – remember, you used to hang up on us. Now Homegrown Video has earned its rightful place in history as “the longest running series in porn”. Wouldn’t have happened without those fans telling us exactly what to do.
10. Fans got sick of seeing so many facial cumshots in porn that they rebelled and demanded internal cumshots to relieve the monotony.
9. More guys can relate to how good cumming in woman’s pussy feels than they can relate to every woman willingly taking a big load on the face.
8. Cream pie cumshots offer a greater element of surprise to porn viewers as they sit in excited anticipation for the jizz to run out of a freshly fucked cunt.
7. Cream pies are a delicious low carb, high protein dessert alternative but be mindful of the sodium and be secure in your sexuality because tasting your own sperm in your spouse or girlfriend’s cunt does not make you gay… yet.
6. Cream pie cumshots give all those thousands and thousands of sperm at least a fighting chance of making it to the big time…
5. Dudes don’t have to worry about trying to compete with a male porn star’s ability to pull out, jump up, and assume some sort of yoga position to deliver a pop shot theatrically to the face, tits, belly, and/or ass.
4. Cream pie cumshots are more heartfelt and earnest just like white unicorns sniffing clover amidst beds of violets and dandelions.
3. Asking “can I cum in your cunt?” goes over way better than “Can I cum in your face and by the way there is a slight chance that I may cum in your eye which will sting like hell and everyone will think you have pink eye for the next week”.
2. Cream pie cumshots are just like cream pies tossed by clowns – they bring a smile, no one gets hurt, and you feel like the circus just came to town.
1. Because Homegrown Video has the longest running series devoted to cream pie cumshots, “Cream Pie Club”!
So much depends on
The white cum load in the cunt
Glazed with hot wet sweat
