Time rolls on in the porn biz at fast forward speed so you can get to the good parts faster and forget about the crappy and boring parts sooner than later. If Stephanie Swift wanted to settle down with her boyfriend and have a nice life hoping his parents never found out about her secret porn alter identity then we were more than happy to support her in that effort. Homegrown Video honors its promises and we would keep our vow not to put her on the box cover of any of the anal sex scenes or blow job scenes or group sex scenes that we had shot up to then. We rolled up our sleeves, stiffened our… upper lips… and went back to the orifice, business as usual.

We kept producing more amateur sex videos and started gearing up for the big trade show that happens every year in Las Vegas. The previous couple of years we had a booth that was starting to come apart at the seams. Rather than haul it out one more time only to find out which parts never made it back into the boxes from the previous year – which always sent us into manic fits of stress as we tried to pull it together into something that looked halfway decent – as long as no one looked too closely to see the duct tape and chewing gum holding it together, we decided the time had come to upgrade our look and hit the show with a stylish new booth.  The new booth would have to be sexy. It would need to be modern, eye catching, unique, but still be able to celebrate our amateur status. The new booth would have to tell the world “this is Homegrown Video and we make the best amateur porn that money can buy!”

Of course, we would need hot young amateur porn girls to stand there and make pleasant small talk and sign autographs for the droves of horny and curious fans that packed the aisles, sometimes waiting in line for hours to get autographs from top tier starlets. One local girl of course would’ve been a perfect candidate but I wasn’t going to bother calling Stephanie Swift and pepper her with invitations to come back and work for us. If she didn’t think we were worth her salt then so be it. I was a seasoned pro after all and I knew they came and they went through the porn grinder every day. However, one or two calls might be worth the effort.  What was I thinking?