1.        Homegrown Video is not only the longest running series in the history of porn it is also the most experienced at bribing the judges with liquor, hookers, and cocaine.

2.       With a name like “cherries” you know there are going to be some sweet, tasty, amateur sex scenes

3.       Four out of five pervs love the way Homegrown Video’s “Cherries” makes their dicks hard

4.       If you keep making great amateur porn like Homegrown Video then sooner or later someone is bound to finally notice that you make great amateur porn like “Cherries”

5.       The competition relied on using the same girls you see in every single new xxx video release so the judges had too hard a time differentiating between them

6.       Life is like a bowl of “Cherries” videos, you watch one great amateur sex scene with barely legal nubiles and you can’t help but watch the rest

7.       Homegrown Video conveniently removes all the hairy arm pits from its Cherries amateur sex scenes and puts those in our Natural Bush series

8.       AVN realized that we had already won so many times for our Homegrown Video series that they had to give us an award for one of our other series to avoid being repetitious

9.       Nice guys finish last but quality amateur porn wins AVN awards – that is all there is to it

10.   Homegrown Video is the longest running series in the history of porn so you have to figure that we must have figured out how to do one or two things right