The Homegrown Video Dicktionary defines a “Homegrown Moment” as the critical instant when the action going on in front of the camera spills out and engulfs those behind the camera. The most infamous Homegrown Moment occured during a live web cam show on Homegrownvideo.com.

Daphne, the voluptuous girl next door that worked at Homegrown Video briefly, was scheduled to do a cam show with Homegrown Video owner Tim Lake while a british television crew was taping a segment for a Channel 4 documentary series. The crew possessed a tall and very handsome Italian cameraman who was a former high fashion model. As filming progressed, making a show of a show, Daphne who had stripped and proceeded to masturbate herself into a feverish state, sweat on her upper lip, lips quivering, her eyes shooting fiery stars, she pointed at the cameraman.

The director called “cut”.

“What do you want?” He asked.

“I want him to join me.” Daphne said with a very fiendish smile.

“Only if we can do anal.” He replied in an accent but no accent could hide his sarcasm as he assumed this would put her off the notion.

Daphne paused and considered the ass fucking option. She didn’t even spend enough time thinking about it though to even blink. “OK” she said.

The cameraman spent a shocked minute or two in silence. All eyes were on him. What would the director say? What would the producer’s do? Would he ever get another job with C4 again? Could he even get it up if he wanted to in front of everyone there?

The moment when he decided, yes, I am going to accept her invitation to ass play – that instant – that is a Homegrown Moment.

We left the room so the cameraman and Daphne could play and enjoy the wham-bam-thank-you-ma’am style fucking that keeps folks toes curling and smiles glowing. One more great moment in the annals (get it?) of Homegrown Video.

Get down and dirty

In a tight spot a hot place

The sun never shines

Your asshole’s so tight

Scotsmen would loan it money

And pay interest

Ok, I probably am not the first to vote for Sarah Palin as milf of the year but I am hereby casting my vote to say that I would not kick her out of bed if she told me that she had just come from a bukkake gang bang with George, Dick, John, and which ever other conservatives showed up to dump a load on her while she smiled and winked up at them. I can’t say that I will be voting for her and McCain otherwise but kudos to her for bringing sex appeal back to the democratic process.  She makes me think of that really annoying but terribly sexy teacher that you just wished you could catch her doing something wrong, like masturbating in the restroom, so that she would have to beg you to stay quiet by dropping to her knees to suck your cock until you fucked her harder than all the homework she had ever given you plus all the times you had to stay after school to work on it.

Are hockey moms the snow bunny equivalent of soccer moms? If so, then I have to say that is a good thing. More layers to peel, more reason to create some heat through vigorous fucking friction in order to stay warm. They are probably pretty tough since hockey is tough so that means that they can probably give up the anal when the power play is going down by taking one in the penalty box so to speak. Speaking of ass-fucking and Alaskans though I do remember reading once that Eskimos indulge in plenty of anal sex during the endless nights of winter in order to prevent unwanted pregnancies. If so that would explain that sort of “whoa, that’s the wrong hole” expression that seems plastered on Sarah’s face during her Katie Couric interview.

Governor Palin, Homegrown Video salutes the sexy genius of your milf-dom and celebrates your erotic appeal. If the VP thing doesn’t work out then you are always welcome to send a hot homemade sex video to Homegrown Video!

Homegrown Video‘s “Amateur Anal Attempts 12″ continues the series with another roster of great anal sex scenes. Trish and Chris are a tattooed couple who love to get dirty together for the camera. They talk about Trish’s huge boobs and what their favorite positions are, but then they get down to the action and start to get busy. Chris starts out by eating her pussy while Trish lays on her back. Then she straddles his face and he continues to lap her up. He fingers and plays with her for several minutes and then Trish returns the favor by sucking and stroking Chris’ cock. They get into the 69 position for a bit, teasing one another with their tongues. Then after their oral foreplay, Chris gets up on top of Trish and starts pounding into her. After drilling her on her back, he turns her over and rams into her doggy style. They continue to fuck until he finally pops his load off into her waiting mouth.

Sarah Jane is a bit nervous when she hooks up with Buck, but she came over for a favor. She’s never tried anal sex, but she’s very willing to learn. She’s a bit shy at first, but Buck gets her in the mood by feeding her his big cock. Sarah just had a birthday and recently turned 18, and now she’s legal for some hot anal action! She slurps down Buck’s rod and then after a few minutes strips naked and spreads her cheeks to show her ass. He starts prepping her for some hot anal by sticking a few fingers in her virgin ass. Buck first slides his cock in her pussy and gets Sarah nice and horny. Then he starts pressing into her ass inch by inch as he works his way inside that tight hole. He takes turns fucking her in the ass and the pussy and then finally Buck cums in her ass and leaves her with a creampie.

Laila is a pretty babe with a super huge smile that wants to be naughty on camera. She is willing to try anal sex, she tried once, but the guy was not great and pretty rough. She shows off her pretty shaved pussy and she plays with that slit getting it all wet and ready to have a cock shoved up her ass. This is a total virgin ass she hasn’t even had toys up her butthole. She sucks a bit on that meat to get it good and hard ready to bust a new hole in her hot ass. She gets that ass started with a finger, then two and finally 3 fingers to get her ready. Then she gets that cock slowly shoved up her tight poopshoot and she loves that dick getting shoved in and out of her hot hole. He takes it out of her hot ass and busts a nut on that pretty face.

When Genie has a sore back she gets in the pool with her man Lars. She promised him that he could try anal with her someday. This is her first time having anal sex and he can’t wait to put his thick cock inside her tight ass. She gets on a lounge chair suck on his meat. His cock is so big she can hardly wrap all her lips around it. He then takes some time to lick her pussy and get her all wet and hot ready to spread her ass cheeks for his meat. He fucks her pretty pussy until she is excited and ready to try that huge meat stick in her ass cheeks. He slowly enters that tight cave with his big boy and she squirms as she takes it all. He bones that ass hard until he can’t stand it anymore, then he pulls out and has her suck and jerk his cock until he unloads all over her face and body.
Jenny is a cute brunette pixie that is only 5 foot tall and loves to have her hair pulled and not really into spankings at all. Damon takes his time taking off her clothes and has a really good time as he plays with her pussy through her sexy black panties. He gives her a little spanking and she liked it and so he gives her a couple more whacks before he starts to finger her pretty slit again getting her wet and excited. When she is wet he starts to shove his big cock into her pussy getting her dripping wet. Then he pulls out to finger her pussy and ass at the same time getting her wet and excited before he dips his thick cock into her tight ass. He pumps that ass until she is moaning and crying for release and shot a huge load on her tight ass.

10. Buy the enema attachment for your garden hose available in your local hardware store in the marital aids section under anal sex.

9. Practice with sticking vegatable in your anus, start with the baby carrots then work your way up through to cucumbers and stop at watermelons before engaging in anal sex…

8. To prepare your asshole for anal sex, hold a hand mirror in such a way that you are able to see your butthole then try singing “be my baby” with your sphincter.

7. Make sure to purchase the industrial size bottle of your favorite lubricant with an anal sex funnel

6. Guys: Look in a mirror and practice the phrase “oops, I thought it was your pussy” until you can convince yourself that the anal sex really was an accident.

5. Gals: Get him back by jamming a thumb up your guy’s ass next time you give him a blowjob so you can ask “how do you like anal sex?”

4. Read a bunch of books on Ancient Greece and watch Steve Reeves Sword and Sandal movies.

3. Always have several towls, some soap, and a few gallons of hot water, as well as a squeegee and a mop handy in case of unexpected accidents during anal sex.

2. Replace the sign “Exit Only” with “All Access Area” prior to anal sex.

1. Watch Homegrown Video‘s “Amateur Anal Attempts” to turn onto what anal sex is all about!

Adrian comes to Homegrown Video to try out doing some amateur porn and see how she likes it. She is a 5’4″ 115lb. brunette which in our book certainly qualifies her for “spinner” status. She is equally comfortable sexually with guys as well as girls, likes rap as well as hippy jam tunes, and works a day job in a coffee shop/bakery in addition to her secret life as an amateur sex goddess. So you can certainly say she has eclectic tastes and an open mind. And when it comes to sex, she really proves that she is ready for hot fucking; she sent in some solos, some girl on girl, and some boy/girl action. She also has indicated that she really likes anal sex and promises to send in some ass fucking action.

Adrian keeps her body toned with cycling and jogging… we can only imagine the line that forms behind her when she hits the trails.

Her first release from Homegrown Video will be in the “Sex Kittens” series so if you like barely legal lesbians then be sure to check it out.