1. Tongue push ups. This is great for improving endurance and stamina during excessively long blow jobs, the kind of dick sucking marathon that really says “I love you” or “This must be steak and blowjob day”. Recline in such a way that you are able to balance a frozen banana on the tip of your tongue while humming “row your boat”. Hold the position for 10 minutes total with 15 seconds rest each minute making sure to massage your jaw during rest cycles

2. Anal Pilates. Lubricate your asshole generously then sit on a bottle of coca cola until you feel the stretch. Clench for thirty seconds while holding your breath then expel your breath from the diaphragm. Be careful not to inhale abruptly which may result in having to explain to ER why you have a coke bottle up your ass.

3. Ball Busters. Heavy duty hardcore fucking requires great stamina, concentration, and a measure of gonad patience to prevent prematurely busting a nut. Watch one hour of Homegrown Video amateur porn and masturbate but stop every time you approach orgasm until your balls are blue. Make sure to take at least two days of rest after each ball busting work out or risk serious injury. Consult with a doctor to make sure you are fit enough for this exercise.

4. Dick sprints. Some people have the opposite condition from Premature Ejaculation, namely, they cannot cum even after prolonged fucking and sucking. This can result in partners becoming possibly bored and potentially frustrated which is not conducive to mutual pleasure. For this we recommend dick sprints. Masturbate to Homegrown Video amateur homemade sex videos only start them five seconds before the cumshot and finish jerking off at the same time as the video sex scene.

5. Breaststroke. Not the swimming stroke but actually stroking the breasts. This is best performed with a partner to assist. No. Seriously. I mean it. He gets… I mean You Get a lot more out of it in the long run.

6. Cumshot shooter practice. This is a great exercise for developing your aim and is very meditative and good for your hardcore sexual encounters that result in facial cumshots. Many times, you absolutely do not want to come in your partners eye especially if you have repeatedly promised not to. Getting good aim when you are wildly busting your nut on someone’s face involves an inner concentration and zen-like state to transcend the “I don’t care where I spurt” lack of concern that sometimes prevails in weaker willed individuals.

7. Pussy Shadow Boxing. Using a dildo, penetrate your cunt and quickly punch, jab, and poke at your pussy while rolling your hips to dodge, lunge, and shift your position favorably, make sure to massage your clit if necessary to fight off fatigue.

8. Cock pull ups. Firmly grab your dick and pull up and push down on it until you ejaculate. Be careful to apply lubrication in order to avoid painful callouses.

9. Jumping Jack-offs. Jump up and down while masturbating to get a nice aerobic exercise that will also work out your sex organs.

10. Homegrown Video Marathon. Make a Homegrown Video amateur sex video and record at least four straight hours of sexual activity.

nice clean big boobs!

Ron Jeremy is pretty much of an enigma. The more you know about him and see him in all his apparent contradictions, the deeper the mystery confounds. How could such a guy, who appears to be king of the mooks, be such a porn star? Well, there is that strange ability to orally pleasure himself. He once bet a woman that he could suck his own cock and if he was able then she would have to finish him off. She took one look at his big beer belly, that isn’t a beer belly because he is a teetotaler, and took the bet and proved quite literally that she was not just a sucker but a cocksucker to boot. And go figure, he may look sloppy, but he is not sloppy in the sack… many a porn starlet has marveled at his oral skills, which apparently he learned from another porn legend Nina Hartley.

Then there is that nickname – “The Hedgehog”. Hedgehogs are quiet and prickly little creatures that roll into a ball of spiked quills when provoked. Ground hog would probably have been a better choice since Ron seems to always be sleeping, waking just long enough to find out if it is time for him to fuck, then going back to sleep. Hedgehog is the name that stuck though and I guess it makes sense from the standpoint that he does have an extremely bristly rug of back hair. Still a hedgehog is a quiet little creature, and Ron, at least when he is awake, seems to always be performing shtick as if his life were a stage in a darkly lit comedy club with a row of hecklers for him to pick off one by one with he  New York wit, chewy as a proper bagel and saltier than a street vendor’s pretzel.

But Ron has mysterious skills, talents that make him strangely suited to a career as a male porn star. I am sure he was great as an highly educated intellectual and administrator in the NYC public schools, but being able to count from one to ten and ejaculate on cue was probably not an essential skill in that vocation. In porn, it is the difference between standing around for hours waiting for the “money shot” and actually getting paid. And Ron sincerely loves the idea of getting paid to have sex with so many women, big, small, tall, fat, hot, not, he has done it all. Unfortunately, somewhere along the line, he got a bad reputation for having poor personal hygiene. So the notion that he was going to jump into Ing and Sparks bath to clean up for his upcoming scene in Vivid’s “one-day wonder” was a contradiction. Sure he had wicked body odor, but that is just the curse of being as hairy as a werewolf I guess, at least he was respectful and considerate enough to want to bath prior to the upcoming anal sex scene…

We love clean soapy boobs!

You can’t really tell anyone to buy you a new couch, not even a porn company that shot an anal sex scene in your apartment on that very same couch and even if Ron Jeremy was taking a nap on it just then. Maybe if you had negotiated it into your location rental  contract but that would require foresight. Unfortunately that was something Ing had been short of at the time it mattered. Now it didn’t matter if she wanted a new couch, Vivid was not about to buy her a couch and neither was Ron. He also apparently was too busy snoring, making a noise that sounded vaguely familiar, in a sort of twisted way, something like a very unladylike pussy queef being mic’d and amplified through a super sub woofer. Ing was not taking it well. Her stress level rose to a point where the pressure was literally choking her. Her usually pale white face was red and her she had trouble getting words out.

“I… I… I am going… going to… done… their done… This is not what… not what was agreed.”

“You can’t stop the production right in the middle. That will cause all sorts of havoc and forget getting paid. They should be almost done. Get paid; get the couch cleaned. You made it through this far, you can make it the rest of the way.”

“He stinks. I am going to have to get a new couch.” She didn’t want to let it go. No one can blame her. But I guess I was to blame. I should have been more cautionary when they were considering renting their loft to Vivid. There will be anal sex. There will be used condoms found where you least expect and hope most for them not to show up. There will be porn stars standing outside your door taking a smoke break and talking loudly and incessantly about what stud they took in the butt last week that made it hard to walk for three days. There will be phone bills for calls to Jersey and Prague and all points in between. There could even be Ron Jeremy on your couch snoring away sounding like a giant endless pussy fart.

Just then Ron himself walked in.

“Ing. Do  you mind if I take a bath?”

Clean as Ron Jeremy!

In terms of automobiles, a car is considered vintage if it was originally sold between the 1920’s and 1930’s. However, when it comes to amateur porn, vintage means it was produced in the 1980’s and is considered “classic” if it was produced in the 90s. As a result, there is really only one company that can lay much claim to actually having authentic vintage amateur porn, and of course that is Homegrown Video.
The 80s were not just the time for big hair and lots of neon lycra, Laura Ashley dresses with big stuffed shoulders and frilly embellishments. The eighties were when amateur porn still had the innocence of being something folks did mostly for fun and frolic rather than trying to make the cut for fortune and fame and be the next Paris Hilton or Kim Kardashian. You can tell by the way the bedroom is lit, by the candor and enthusiasm of the people making their first homemade sex tape, this is when making amateur porn was mostly done for the ones making the video and not for any anticipated future audience.
Homegrown Video has been digging deep in its vaults to keep up restoration efforts of this material, which is now approaching 30 years. The goal is to make it all available online, even the stuff that formerly “fell on the cutting room floor” when the scene was originally released back in the day. In that way, Homegrown Video adds becoming historical archives to its resume. Researchers may one day study the changes in sexuality by reviewing how amateur porn has evolved over time. When did women start shaving their bush? Why did anal sex become so popular? How did changes in technology effect the production of homemade sex tapes… all pressing sociological questions demanding intensive, rigorous study at the highest levels of academia.
At Homegrown Video, we are proud to house this collection for the enjoyment of future generations!

The Homegrown Video Dicktionary defines a “Homegrown Moment” as the critical instant when the action going on in front of the camera spills out and engulfs those behind the camera. The most infamous Homegrown Moment occured during a live web cam show on Homegrownvideo.com.

Daphne, the voluptuous girl next door that worked at Homegrown Video briefly, was scheduled to do a cam show with Homegrown Video owner Tim Lake while a british television crew was taping a segment for a Channel 4 documentary series. The crew possessed a tall and very handsome Italian cameraman who was a former high fashion model. As filming progressed, making a show of a show, Daphne who had stripped and proceeded to masturbate herself into a feverish state, sweat on her upper lip, lips quivering, her eyes shooting fiery stars, she pointed at the cameraman.

The director called “cut”.

“What do you want?” He asked.

“I want him to join me.” Daphne said with a very fiendish smile.

“Only if we can do anal.” He replied in an accent but no accent could hide his sarcasm as he assumed this would put her off the notion.

Daphne paused and considered the ass fucking option. She didn’t even spend enough time thinking about it though to even blink. “OK” she said.

The cameraman spent a shocked minute or two in silence. All eyes were on him. What would the director say? What would the producer’s do? Would he ever get another job with C4 again? Could he even get it up if he wanted to in front of everyone there?

The moment when he decided, yes, I am going to accept her invitation to ass play – that instant – that is a Homegrown Moment.

We left the room so the cameraman and Daphne could play and enjoy the wham-bam-thank-you-ma’am style fucking that keeps folks toes curling and smiles glowing. One more great moment in the annals (get it?) of Homegrown Video.

Deina was one of the original amateurs that put the true sex appeal into Homegrown Videos way back in the day when the company was just getting started back in the early 1980s. Deina somehow captured the very essence of what makes amateur porn so special; she was spontaneous, uninhibited, and loads of fun. She was up for anything and whatever it was that she was given sexually speaking she came back twice as hard, usually giggling and smiling while her hubby kept the camera rolling. She especially loved black guys with monster cocks in her tight hairy cunt but she was always up for some deep anal penetration and could take a cock deep down her throat. Her eyes would widen in amazement at her own unbridled sluttiness as she would fuck and look up at her husband with a sly wink and smile when things were going especially nasty, and I mean that in the best sense possible of course!

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