To whom it may concern:

I’m interested in receiving your catalog of Amateur! Women and Amateur Horny Housewife’s; also Cougars helping themselves to young inexperience man who would like to improve their skills as a lover, who just had their heart broken, learning from women whose age range from 35 – 60 years old, Looks and builds should be average, real tits when available, and are dressed showing their assets, black high heels, sexy negligees etc.

They may start the scene dressed conservatively.

Would like some dialog as they talk about some of their needs and desires with sex and their partner’s. (uncut scenes).

Also amateur couples of the same age group who swap wives and have open minded neighbors who share their life style ennjoy each others company and may swings and orgies also uncut movie.

Woman & men who would do a little extra to get a job or position, same age group.

Yours truly,

Patrick T.

1.       If the cat or the dog walks across the bed and tells everyone that it is ready for its close-up then you know it is a real amateur sex video

2.       Real amateur sex videos last longer than 12 ½ minutes with the couple changing positions every two minutes

3.       When the participants actually look like they are having fun then you know it is really an amateur sex video

4.       If the woman looks like her makeup artist won an Academy Award then you can figure that the starlet probably isn’t in an amateur sex video

5.        Most amateur sex videos include a minimum of five minutes of exclusive footage of the floor before the camera is re-adjusted to capture the action again

6.       The women in amateur sex videos don’t scream “I’m coming, oh God, I’m coming” before actually having been touched

7.       The director, the producer, the actor, the cameraman, and the lighting guy are all one and the same person in a real amateur sex video

8.       When the couple accidentally call each other by their real names then try to switch back to using the fake names without anyone noticing then it is probably a real amateur sex video

9.       When the action stops abruptly in order for the participants to crack a cold beer and smoke a cig then you can feel fairly confident that it is a true amateur sex video

10.   If the box cover says “Homegrown Video” then you know you have found the world’s longest running series devoted to real amateur sex videos!