Housewife by day, harlot by night

Real housewives love sex

You can tell the way they act

At least on tv…

Vote the Candidate
Who you know at least had sex
Best for the long term

1. The good old days really were good when she was giving you blowjobs in amateur porn videos before the thai food flatulence ruined everything
2. Nothing says, ” I’m moving on”, like being obsessed with watching that amateur sex video you made with that person you gave your heart and soul and bank card and dog you loved so much to…
3. EXGF porn videos make it possible to catalog your Casanova conquests so you never have to get those “ya right dude” looks like they just smelled moldy shit from your disbelieving pals.
4. An ExGF porn video is like a velvet gauntlet thrown in the face of your next girlfriend as a challenge to perform ever more spectacularly.
5. When you watch your exgf in an amateur x-rated video then you can bring back that loving feeling without the hating feeling that always came around again within a month give or take a few days…
6. There is nothing wrong with history repeating itself as long as it is only in an exgf amateur porn video.
7. If your exgf that you shot a homemade sex tape with becomes a judge and you just got pulled over with a blood alcohol level of 2.0 then look forward to that community service you do cleaning the pool at the Playboy Mansion.
8. An exgf sex tape is the best way to remember the prime of your jutting, jubilant, engorged fullness of youth when you have reached a ripe old age full of nostalgic memories… and shriveled little nuts.
9. Exgf movies give you the satisfaction of knowing that even if she faked her orgasm for the camera it still made you feel like a movie star when you came at the premiere.
10. If it weren’t for exgf sex videos and exgf pictures then Homegrown Video wouldn’t even exist!

I wonder if the original pioneers of the internet forecasted the proliferation of free porn on the internet, especially at the so called “free amateur porn tube sites” where apparently hordes of horny people are uploading homemade sex videos for masses of viewers to enjoy. Surely someone like Gary Kremen was astute enough to realize it early on when he purchased the now legendary “sex.com” domain. Obviously, we don’t need an hour of Freudian psychotherapy to realize how much society is obsessed with sexuality – you can’t even get out of the grocery store without seeing splashy “guess who is having sex with whomever” type headlines on the covers of Ladies magazines. As long as we are human, sex will be popular and as necessary as breathing air and eating food so it is only fitting that it should be free in vast quantities… and quality should be able to demand a price. The internet is only an extension of those impulses manifested in circuits and bytes, the birds and bees of technology. Sure, you could go grab a hive and try to harvest free honey, taking chances of being stung by bees, or you can fly like an eagle to the market and buy a nice jar of lavender honey where the only sting you might feel is the price.

Surely, those early network engineer folks could not have known how much free porn would be anathema not so much to political conservatives and religious right wingers that profess to hate porn while being such avid consumers as it would be to the actual producers and manufacturers of adult videos who feel that free amateur porn tube sites are the bane of the pay for porn industry. The porn producers actually hate free porn tubes just as much as the music industry hated file sharing and sought to sue everyone on the planet in defense of their profit margins – never embracing how since the beginning of time “free” has always been a great incentive to induce people to pay. And pay. And pay… because if you like the free version, then as long as the pay one is better quality, then paying for it is never an issue.

1. Nuclear waste still ranks slightly higher than free amateur tube porn

2. Free amateur porn on tube sites has been known to give eyesight to the blind so it may in fact prove to be usefully applied in modern medical treatments for such ailments as glaucoma

3. Free amateur porn tube sites are actually part of the cost of freedom so you see they really aren’t free at all

4. Political conservatives and religious zealots need free amateur porn tubes to rail against because nothing else is as much fun to have to research and study for its adverse effects on society

5. Studies have shown that free amateur porn tubes actually make consumers curious about trying new things… like actually paying for porn

6. In a computer simulated battle between Godzilla and free amateur tube porn Godzilla caused far more destruction to the sim-city which resulted in a far greater mortality forecast than free tube amateur porn

7. Four out of five dentists recommend free porn amateur tube sites to help freshen breath and protect your teeth

8. Although amateur porn for free on tube sites is contagious it is also fairly harmless unless consumed in such large quantities that a painful case of priapism results.

9. Some scientists around the globe have hypothesized that the removal of free amateur porn tubes would be far more destructive to the habitat than the proliferation of them

10. Homegrown Video is dedicated to making a world where sex is safe; therefore, Homegrown would only create www.submitmyvideo.com and www.homegrownsextv.com if it was good for the planet

When the Pam and Tommy sex video came out, which I still consider to be the least irritating and disappointing celebrity amateur porn, I bet many people felt like part of a dream had come true. Even if they were not the one in the amateur sex tape getting to have sex with sex symbol of the day Pamela Anderson, getting to see her get freaky deaky in amateur porn was about as close as they could get.
So forget all those disappointing celeb sex tapes that are just boring lame attempts to get notoriety and attention and imagine for a moment some celebs from past and present that would be an interesting to see in a homemade sex tape. Here is the Homegrown Video celebrity amateur porn wish list:
1. Natalie Wood was hot in a very natural girl next door sort of way. She was also supposedly quite the super sex kitten and apparently loved to indulge in threesomes. A threesome with her, Ali McGraw and Steve McQeen who were also known to love the wild and free loving ways of the super sixties sexual liberation would be so freaking hot. I bet someone finds a vault one day that has some super 8mm home videos of it all going down… so groovy…
2. Mae West is still the Gold Standard by which sex symbols will forever be judged. Sassy and busty and full of slippery and sexy innuendoes she was rumored to dig gang bangs and felt jizz kept her skin soft and youthfully supple. Cameras might have still been relatively new at the time but imaging her knocking back a bunch of dandies would certainly make some fine homemade sex footage.
3. If Homegrown is going to go with Mae West, then it is only fair to include Marilyn Monroe and the interesting thing is there supposedly is a Marilyn sex video. The authenticity is disputable but still the idea that she was making sex loops before she became famous while she was still waiting tables by day and hustling dates in the evening to get by in sleazy Hollywood is just way more fun to believe as being real as a homemade porn from Homegrown Video can ever be.
4. Scarlet Johannson would be awesome to see in a celebrity sex tape. She simply exudes pure wonderful sexual energy to me and the fact that she is curvy and all natural makes her a prime time fantasy for imagining in a homemade sex video.
5. Now maybe only the Star Wars fan boys are going to get me on this one – Carrie Fisher. I actually made some amateur porn with her, no lie – another story for another time though, but she was not actually in front of the camera but behind it helping to shoot the camera. However, at the end of the shoot, she asked to purchase the sex toy props called “Love Leash” to take home with her handsome boy toy. Whatever happened when they got home that night would surely make for an awesome Homegrown Video amateur porn scene!

1. Knowing how to sign an autograph does not necessarily mean you know how to suck a dick
2. Being a sex symbol < Being a sex goddess
3. Ducking from the paparazzi doesn’t mean also ducking from facials
4. Great homemade sex videos require being totally un-self conscious and not caring about what the critics think while being a celebrity requires being completely self absorbed and consumed with what critics think
5. Celebrity sex tapes usually look like someone is getting impatient for the director to yell “CUT!”
6. Just because a celebrities looks great after three hours in a make-up chair with an award winning stylist and six production assistants moving lights around and a director to tell the camera person how to get your best angle and five hours of post production touch up airbrushing work doesn’t mean they are going to look good in a homemade sex video.
7. You can take classes to be a better actor or actress, voice lessons to be a better singer, but when it comes to amateur porn you either have it or you don’t
8. Some things are just better left to the imagination and amateur porn leaves nothing to the imagination
9. Real amateurs might be attention whores but celebrities are usually more like attention pimps trying to profit from attention whoring
10. Celebrity amateur sex videos would be way better if they took the time to read Homegrown Video’s guidelines on how to make great amateur porn!

At Homegrown Video, we certainly love and appreciate the fact that so many celebrities have crossed over to the amateur porn side of life and made homemade sex tapes, but we are concerned that so many of them are disappointing. You would figure that seeing a well known celeb getting down and doing the dirty deed on camera would be great; after all, at the very least you get to see them being at their most human, stripped naked, baring it all the world to see. With nothing left to the imagination all you are left with is the reality of the situation; namely, would you or would you not kick that person that has been the object of your wildest fantasies out of bed for eating unbuttered toast.

Sex, as in the fucking and sucking, moaning and groaning, two backed beast variety has a way of dropping pretensions along with the clothing and making things raw and real. When there is nothing to hide and not even a fig leaf left to cover and give shamed embarrassment a cloak to conceal itself, then you can see those parts previously left only to the better part of the fantasy. Do rich heiresses give decent blowjobs? Do sexy starlet bombshells fuck like hot fucking sluts that can’t get enough? The Zen Master would ask… does a movie star really cum because she loves getting fucked or can she only get off when the camera is rolling?

In the typical homemade sex video, the difference is pretty clear. You see it with your own eyes and feel it in your in the pit of your deepest darkest libido. You know. Fake is as fake does and it sort of leaves a hollow chill of indifference, and real sex radiates like an old iron heater in an otherwise drafty apartment.

The problem with those disappointing celebrity sex tapes is that when you expect to see the real deal authentic quality of an experience that cannot and should not ever be faked you get the impression that never ever has a bigger effort been made to act – to fake it so hugely that it can be convincing as a display of pure slutty abandon. Big mistake. Which is why at least in my mind the only celebrity sex tape that I am not disappointed by is Pamela Anderson’s with Tommy Lee. You really get the impression that they were making it purely for their own enjoyment and not for a mass audience.

It may not be perfect. It may be blemished. But it is REAL. And at Homegrown Video, we know and love great homemade sex videos made by real amateurs and those folks are the real stars, giving really convincing portrayals of what great sex looks and feels like.

(special thanks and praise to Gil Scott Heron, R.I.P)

You will be able to play Homegrown Videos, brother
You will be able to tune in, turn on, and rub one out
You will be able to skip out, skip to the lieu,
skip around for Homegrown Video is going mobile porn

The Homegrown Video revolution must be televised

The mobile porn revolution will be brought to you by Homegrown
In all and all and all, with amateur homemade sex videos without interruption
The Homegrown Video mobile porn revolution will show you sex
Hot horny housewives taking dick, a sexy co-ed loving the prick and two dudes fucking a chick
Sexy sexual shenanigans your neighbor plays

The Homegrown Video mobile amateur porn revolution must be televised

The Homegrown Video mobile porn revolution will not be brought to you by Fox News
The Homegrown Video amateur porn mobile revolution will be brought to you by foxy
Foxy people who dig getting down, getting off, getting paid for getting shot
On camera, making whoopee for fun and profit and freedom from convention
And not worrying about what mom thinks, dad says, neighbors gossip

Because the Homegrown Video amateur porn revolution will be televised

For Sasha Grey to get hired as an actress by such acclaimed directors like Steven Soderbergh for his film “The Girlfriend Experience” and subsequently also to get a recurring role on the hit show Entourage, people must have seen some sort of special talent. The interesting part is the only way they could have made that judgment initially is by seeing her suck and fuck like a wanton, craven, lusty, bawdy, dirty little whore slutting it up for the camera so that other people could watch it, get turned on and start jerking off. Ultimately sending out a ripple of orgasmic energy that was obviously powerful enough to make people stand up and go… “I think this girl can act.”

Homegrown Video landing the original amateur porn of Sasha, with future pornstar Sasha Grey freewheeling sexuality in budding prime, makes it the ultimate “demo reel”. This is the amateur porn that would bust her porno cherry. It isn’t the Sasha Grey tube site porn that you have probably seen everywhere else. This is Sasha Grey before the” I am a star” Facebook profile and Sasha Grey before she started to get bored with doing porn and started setting her sites on mainstream fame in Entourage and Girlfriend Experience.

Sasha Grey’s amateur porn debut gives the best clue to her future popularity. The girl is a natural! Even if she is only acting, she does it so naturally and so effortlessly that it appears real, which is of course the goal of any good performance. I bet Soderbergh said to himself… something like this… “Any girl that can take a cock in her ass and her mouth pounding wildly at the same time and look like she is having that much fun has got to be a great actress!”

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