When the Pam and Tommy sex video came out, which I still consider to be the least irritating and disappointing celebrity amateur porn, I bet many people felt like part of a dream had come true. Even if they were not the one in the amateur sex tape getting to have sex with sex symbol of the day Pamela Anderson, getting to see her get freaky deaky in amateur porn was about as close as they could get.
So forget all those disappointing celeb sex tapes that are just boring lame attempts to get notoriety and attention and imagine for a moment some celebs from past and present that would be an interesting to see in a homemade sex tape. Here is the Homegrown Video celebrity amateur porn wish list:
1. Natalie Wood was hot in a very natural girl next door sort of way. She was also supposedly quite the super sex kitten and apparently loved to indulge in threesomes. A threesome with her, Ali McGraw and Steve McQeen who were also known to love the wild and free loving ways of the super sixties sexual liberation would be so freaking hot. I bet someone finds a vault one day that has some super 8mm home videos of it all going down… so groovy…
2. Mae West is still the Gold Standard by which sex symbols will forever be judged. Sassy and busty and full of slippery and sexy innuendoes she was rumored to dig gang bangs and felt jizz kept her skin soft and youthfully supple. Cameras might have still been relatively new at the time but imaging her knocking back a bunch of dandies would certainly make some fine homemade sex footage.
3. If Homegrown is going to go with Mae West, then it is only fair to include Marilyn Monroe and the interesting thing is there supposedly is a Marilyn sex video. The authenticity is disputable but still the idea that she was making sex loops before she became famous while she was still waiting tables by day and hustling dates in the evening to get by in sleazy Hollywood is just way more fun to believe as being real as a homemade porn from Homegrown Video can ever be.
4. Scarlet Johannson would be awesome to see in a celebrity sex tape. She simply exudes pure wonderful sexual energy to me and the fact that she is curvy and all natural makes her a prime time fantasy for imagining in a homemade sex video.
5. Now maybe only the Star Wars fan boys are going to get me on this one – Carrie Fisher. I actually made some amateur porn with her, no lie – another story for another time though, but she was not actually in front of the camera but behind it helping to shoot the camera. However, at the end of the shoot, she asked to purchase the sex toy props called “Love Leash” to take home with her handsome boy toy. Whatever happened when they got home that night would surely make for an awesome Homegrown Video amateur porn scene!

1. Knowing how to sign an autograph does not necessarily mean you know how to suck a dick
2. Being a sex symbol < Being a sex goddess
3. Ducking from the paparazzi doesn’t mean also ducking from facials
4. Great homemade sex videos require being totally un-self conscious and not caring about what the critics think while being a celebrity requires being completely self absorbed and consumed with what critics think
5. Celebrity sex tapes usually look like someone is getting impatient for the director to yell “CUT!”
6. Just because a celebrities looks great after three hours in a make-up chair with an award winning stylist and six production assistants moving lights around and a director to tell the camera person how to get your best angle and five hours of post production touch up airbrushing work doesn’t mean they are going to look good in a homemade sex video.
7. You can take classes to be a better actor or actress, voice lessons to be a better singer, but when it comes to amateur porn you either have it or you don’t
8. Some things are just better left to the imagination and amateur porn leaves nothing to the imagination
9. Real amateurs might be attention whores but celebrities are usually more like attention pimps trying to profit from attention whoring
10. Celebrity amateur sex videos would be way better if they took the time to read Homegrown Video’s guidelines on how to make great amateur porn!

At Homegrown Video, we certainly love and appreciate the fact that so many celebrities have crossed over to the amateur porn side of life and made homemade sex tapes, but we are concerned that so many of them are disappointing. You would figure that seeing a well known celeb getting down and doing the dirty deed on camera would be great; after all, at the very least you get to see them being at their most human, stripped naked, baring it all the world to see. With nothing left to the imagination all you are left with is the reality of the situation; namely, would you or would you not kick that person that has been the object of your wildest fantasies out of bed for eating unbuttered toast.

Sex, as in the fucking and sucking, moaning and groaning, two backed beast variety has a way of dropping pretensions along with the clothing and making things raw and real. When there is nothing to hide and not even a fig leaf left to cover and give shamed embarrassment a cloak to conceal itself, then you can see those parts previously left only to the better part of the fantasy. Do rich heiresses give decent blowjobs? Do sexy starlet bombshells fuck like hot fucking sluts that can’t get enough? The Zen Master would ask… does a movie star really cum because she loves getting fucked or can she only get off when the camera is rolling?

In the typical homemade sex video, the difference is pretty clear. You see it with your own eyes and feel it in your in the pit of your deepest darkest libido. You know. Fake is as fake does and it sort of leaves a hollow chill of indifference, and real sex radiates like an old iron heater in an otherwise drafty apartment.

The problem with those disappointing celebrity sex tapes is that when you expect to see the real deal authentic quality of an experience that cannot and should not ever be faked you get the impression that never ever has a bigger effort been made to act – to fake it so hugely that it can be convincing as a display of pure slutty abandon. Big mistake. Which is why at least in my mind the only celebrity sex tape that I am not disappointed by is Pamela Anderson’s with Tommy Lee. You really get the impression that they were making it purely for their own enjoyment and not for a mass audience.

It may not be perfect. It may be blemished. But it is REAL. And at Homegrown Video, we know and love great homemade sex videos made by real amateurs and those folks are the real stars, giving really convincing portrayals of what great sex looks and feels like.

(special thanks and praise to Gil Scott Heron, R.I.P)

You will be able to play Homegrown Videos, brother
You will be able to tune in, turn on, and rub one out
You will be able to skip out, skip to the lieu,
skip around for Homegrown Video is going mobile porn

The Homegrown Video revolution must be televised

The mobile porn revolution will be brought to you by Homegrown
In all and all and all, with amateur homemade sex videos without interruption
The Homegrown Video mobile porn revolution will show you sex
Hot horny housewives taking dick, a sexy co-ed loving the prick and two dudes fucking a chick
Sexy sexual shenanigans your neighbor plays

The Homegrown Video mobile amateur porn revolution must be televised

The Homegrown Video mobile porn revolution will not be brought to you by Fox News
The Homegrown Video amateur porn mobile revolution will be brought to you by foxy
Foxy people who dig getting down, getting off, getting paid for getting shot
On camera, making whoopee for fun and profit and freedom from convention
And not worrying about what mom thinks, dad says, neighbors gossip

Because the Homegrown Video amateur porn revolution will be televised

For Sasha Grey to get hired as an actress by such acclaimed directors like Steven Soderbergh for his film “The Girlfriend Experience” and subsequently also to get a recurring role on the hit show Entourage, people must have seen some sort of special talent. The interesting part is the only way they could have made that judgment initially is by seeing her suck and fuck like a wanton, craven, lusty, bawdy, dirty little whore slutting it up for the camera so that other people could watch it, get turned on and start jerking off. Ultimately sending out a ripple of orgasmic energy that was obviously powerful enough to make people stand up and go… “I think this girl can act.”

Homegrown Video landing the original amateur porn of Sasha, with future pornstar Sasha Grey freewheeling sexuality in budding prime, makes it the ultimate “demo reel”. This is the amateur porn that would bust her porno cherry. It isn’t the Sasha Grey tube site porn that you have probably seen everywhere else. This is Sasha Grey before the” I am a star” Facebook profile and Sasha Grey before she started to get bored with doing porn and started setting her sites on mainstream fame in Entourage and Girlfriend Experience.

Sasha Grey’s amateur porn debut gives the best clue to her future popularity. The girl is a natural! Even if she is only acting, she does it so naturally and so effortlessly that it appears real, which is of course the goal of any good performance. I bet Soderbergh said to himself… something like this… “Any girl that can take a cock in her ass and her mouth pounding wildly at the same time and look like she is having that much fun has got to be a great actress!”

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1. Couples and hot girls try harder when they are trying to make the big time and go from amateur porn into pro porn but they still don’t know how to be robots doing the same thing over and over and still have real and sincere reactions to how good things feel.
2. Homegrown Video gets to showcase up and coming girls like Meggan Malone, who went on to be a Vivid contract girl along with Jenna Jameson and others.
3. Producers seek out Homegrown Video with rare unearthed finds like Sasha Gray’s amateur porn initiation which just was updated to the Homegrown Video site.
4. Being a stepping stone in amateur porn is kind of like being a kid whose parents actually own the candy store.
5. Stepping stones are useful, Homegrown Video gets to be the “Granddaddy of amateur porn” according to Penthouse so that means we get to teach everyone how it’s done… old school style, keeping the real fun of making amateur sex movies alive and well.
6. Getting to go “na, na, na, we saw her first anal sex scene” to all our competition is just too much evil fun to pass up.
7. Stepping stones can be the building blocks of a great career to the enterprising amateur porn producer that wants to be successful in the industry – Homegrown Video has taught many a amateur sex videomaker the ropes and opened doors to working with plenty of other companies.
8. Being a stepping stone means not being a rolling stone and gathering a little moss, which is to say Homegrown Video has been around long enough to be consistent, available, and helpful with amateur that want to make sex videos and don’t know whom to trust.
9. Stepping stones beautify the pathway, and on the path of porn, that means Homegrown Video treats people right and fair and doesn’t stoop to any of the ugliness that gives the industry a bad name.
10. Homegrown Video might be “just a stepping stone” but what is wrong with that? People have to start somewhere.

Alyssa was done. Time to go.
I was living the stereotype like a freaking sucker chump on a slow decline into palookaville. Feeling ashamed, hollowed out, carved up, and roasted crisp. Ashamed that I wasn’t smart enough to read the signs and see the play going down to suck us out of whatever we could give up to make their scene. Hollowed out by my greed which eviscerated me and left me gutless and wretched in my own bullshit, I was easy carvings for a couple of hacks with greedy intentions and little remorse. The drive home Alyssa roasted me for failing the sacred calling of manly men to defend his woman to death do you part. Fucked. Fucked over. Fuck.
I was a total heel. Worse, I was the gummy shit stuck to the bottom of the heel that picks up all the crap until it lop sides the gait and must be scraped off. I felt disgusted and useless but if there was one thing I could do it would be to talk to Jim South. After all, he was our agent and he proclaimed that he would be playing sheriff if ever we had a problem on set. He was the one to talk to if we had a problem, if we couldn’t get paid for example, he would be there to make things right and make sure the sun would still be setting in the west.
I went into the office but had to wait while he took call after call and found enough to keep busy with between calls that I began to wonder if he even knew I was sitting there. But then he would remind me that, yes, I was actually there waiting, as he would look at me and make eye contact then sort of nod like my number had obviously not come up yet. So wait.
Finally, he looked at me. Only now he wasn’t just the sheriff but also the judge, jury, and executioner too. Apparently, I guess we were the ones that had the problem.
“I heard you had some problems on set yesterday”. His okie accent made the word “problems” stretch out, roll, and snap like a whip across the back. I tried to explain but he was not the least bit concerned about me getting paid; see, I was a slave to his getting paid. “If you are going to turn down work then I don’t know what you expect me to do”.
I did all I could do. I agreed. Thanked him not so much for his time but for teaching me a good hard painful lesson. Yes suh, massah, suh.
If Aja were still in the business then I would’ve asked her what we should do next time. If she had any great advice on how to deal with the agents, and directors, and producers, and talent and all the other freaks, trolls, and scary monsters we might have yet to encounter. Making amateur videos had been so much better, more fun, easier; maybe we should go back to doing that and forget the LA porn scene. I would’ve liked to have one more chance to chat – to pick her brain – free of charge again. But she had already retired from the business, like a thousand others that came through LA, and made a trip around the World Modeling office then fall off the face of this earth.

With an article in New York Magazine and one in San Diego magazine, Homegrown Video is again in the news, raising eyebrows and attracting fans. From the bikini babes on the beaches of San Diego to the well healed sexy socialites of New York City, everyone loves a good old mainstream article profiling the porn industry; especially, when it is about the amateur homemade variety that Homegrown Video originally popularized…

Homegrown Video delivers

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Homegrown Video has won numerous awards for its content over the years, but one accolade has always eluded the company, an Xbiz award. From Las Vegas Nevada’s AVN show to the Venus show in Berlin, Homegrown has won awards for best amateur and special praises for being the longest running series in the history of porn. However, Xbiz Awards typically celebrate and emphasize online achievement so for Homegrown to finally be recognized points to one more sign that the company has really “arrived” online to span the globe.

Many old school brick and mortar porn companies are typically tainted with the perception of being obsolete in today’s online community. Homegrown Video has labored to prove that not only is its brand of homemade amateur porn still relevant to the fans, but that also the company is still a vital player in the adult industry. Indeed, surveying the landscape of mountains of content, one finds that true amateur porn has never been more popular.

Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, but Homegrown will never be satisfied with that. True to original form, Homegrown sets the standard and lead the way, staying cutting edge as it cleaves a path to the future of online adult entertainment.

Winner of more adult awards for amateur content than any other, Homegrown Video is the original amateur adult video company, established in 1982. Recognized by Newsweek Magazine as the “longest running series in the history of porn”, Homegrown Video continues to thrive online, on cable television, and with wholesale and retail sales of its DVDs worldwide. The exclusive site for Homegrown Video’s immense library is www.homegrownvideo.com. Wholesale inquiries may contact Sales Representatives at Pure Play Media, 818.717.5355. All other inquiries may contact Homegrown directly at 619-641-7969.

This is the Super Bowl ad that Homegrown Video would do if this world ever became less hypocritical about sex and actually allowed ads that discretely and tastefully advertised porn, specifically, amateur porn from Homegrown Video.

Homegrown Video’s Super Bowl of Amateur Porn

Fade in: An attractive milf in NFL tee shirt and tight jeans turns off a blender full of margies while her hubby and his two buddies sit in front of the TV, getting ready for the game.

Hubby: Honey, the game is almost on!
Milf: Ok, I’m coming! (smile, wink)
Friend #1: Your wife is the best!
Friend #2: (lifts beer to toast and sip) I second that!
Hubby: (Proud as a cock cockle doodle doing on Easter Sunday) Well, you know, everyone knows a great quarterback needs a fantastic wide receiver!

The friends all smile knowingly and all the guys drink a toast. Milf walks in, turns out those tight jeans are sexy daisy duke style cut-offs…

Milf: Ok guys, who is going to score the first touchdown?

She bends over to set her margarita down. The guys certainly enjoy the view…
She looks at the tv. She looks at the guys. The guys don’t look at the tv. The guys do look at her.

Milf: Game on…

Hubby has a video camera in his hands and a smile on his face. His buddies are undressed to their socks and underwear… The milf steps towards them with that same smile and wink.

Cut to: TV, the half is just about over, the score is tied but right on the last play before the break – touchdown!
Sexy giggle
Voice of Friend #1: Nice play…
Sexy laugh

Pan to blurred out shot of everyone except the smiles on their faces and their rosy cheeks and messed up hair.

Reveal hot woman in sexy cheerleader outfit, the wife of Friend #2, dropping down the camera from the shooting position.

Wife #2: Who is looking forward to the half time show?

Voice Over: Homegrown Video knows you like to watch the ads on Super Bowl Sunday…