"But this is my 'O' face..."

When you have been so deeply immersed in the wild and wacky world of amateur porn as long as I have,  you learn a few things, actually, you learn a lot of things – in fact, probably something new every day about not just the way that people make homemade sex videos but  about so much more. You learn about mores, and trends, and fascinations, naked truths and personalities laid bare by circumstance and circumspect opinions, prejudices, fixations, proclivities, of private matters and public concerns. You learn a lot, including volumes of useless trivia you won’t even be able to use in a game of “Trivial Pursuits”.

You learn the exact day when amateur porn stopped being amateur.

The sky didn’t exactly fall. Fissures in the Earth did not suddenly open and whole cities cave into a great cataclysm. However, sadly enough, and perhaps just as catastrophic, a bit of fun did escape out to dissipate in the atmosphere and disappear from the planet forever. On August 12, 1984, at exactly 3:00 pm, Martha and Timothy Appleton decided to produce a homemade sex video for no other reason than they were trying to make enough money to replace the ottoman in the living room; the cat had so mercilessly used the original one as a scratch pad.

Yes, those boobs are real

Mary Louise is one of my favorite Homegrown Video girls of all time. She didn’t make a lot of videos for us, only a couple, but she left an ever-lasting impression. She was a very hot housewife from San Diego although she moved from there in order to raise her kids. Still, I am pretty sure there are a few mouths still open from her draw dropping good looks. Mary Louise is the ultimate sexy house wife fantasy. She literally could be your next door neighbor and she does truly love being a sexual person and is not ashamed to admit it. Her husband loves her and doesn’t get freaked out that she sometimes liked to live life on the wild side. Bringing home girls from her job tending bar in Mission Beach, contacting Homegrown Video to make a home made sex tape, and things like that were cool with him.

We heard from her a few months back. Apparently she was ready to make some more home made porn but just wanted to make sure we wre still buying videos and all that. Life was going well but she needed to get some Ya-Ya’s out and we are the perfect way to do that… and make  some cash on the side. She was trying to get her husband on board, but he had become a bit more shy about doing one.

That is ok.

We are jealous just thinking about what she might be doing to him in order to convince him that it was time to make more amateur porn…

One of my favorite Homegrown Video housewives is a swinger mom who worked as a fitness expert and trainer by day, even working with some of San Diego’s pro athletes.  Shauntee is truly an amateur porn superstar and the kind of woman that put the “home” in Homegrown Video, meaning her scenes for us burned down the house, brought it all home for good, and homed in on exactly what we like to see in an amateur sex video. Completely uninhibited and unashamed she loved to make homemade sex videos for all the right reasons.

She literally got off on imagining people watching her fuck on video. Yes, she wore a wig to hide her identity. After all, she had her kids and her day job to be concerned with but she was not going to let that stop her from sucking and fucking for the camera. She had her husband’s blessing and acceptance that he could only handle so much… and she needed more… sex. Literally insatiable, when she shot for Homegrown she was up for anything.

Cock in the ass? Ok, why not? Two guys for a DP? Ok. Threesomes, foursomes, orgies, oh my! She had done the swing scene in San Diego and loved it all.  Homegrown Video was the next logical step in making all her fantasies come true.

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Over the years, at Homegrown Video, we have been in the very unique position of meeting the very real housewives whom we all fantasized about at one time or another. I can remember to this day which of my friends had the hot mom’s…  I would imagine them taking me aside to initiate my virginal teenie-bopper pimply young dumb and full of cum ass into the ways of love in the art of sex. They were older and bolder and even a half inch of cleavage would be enough to make me stand up and salute the captain of my shorts a few times a day.

Getting older the fantasy became wondering which of my buttoned up, tied down, prim and proper neighbors were actually heading to the swinger’s club on Friday night for the weekly gang bang and orgy away from the home and kids and all the other concerns of day to day toil. Some folks you just get a feeling about. There is a certain glimmer in their eye perhaps, maybe a sly little grin that seems to say “Why don’t you join in for a sweet fucking threesome?”  But you leave it up to the imagination because, well, what if they really are totally uptight and only have sex once a year on Sunday after Church and an extra prayer for good measure?

At Homegrown we get to know the real housewives by day but complete slut whore insatiable sex fiends by night. These beautiful hot wives actually do the whole soccer mom thing. They run the household. They put the meals together and do the laundry and all of that stuff that is not terribly sexy. But turn on the camera and all of a sudden they become the real housewives that most people only fantasize about. They send their home made sex video to Homegrown and each has a story to tell… and a sexy side to reveal that you would never have expected…

Housewife by day, harlot by night

Real housewives love sex

You can tell the way they act

At least on tv…

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Who you know at least had sex
Best for the long term

1. The good old days really were good when she was giving you blowjobs in amateur porn videos before the thai food flatulence ruined everything
2. Nothing says, ” I’m moving on”, like being obsessed with watching that amateur sex video you made with that person you gave your heart and soul and bank card and dog you loved so much to…
3. EXGF porn videos make it possible to catalog your Casanova conquests so you never have to get those “ya right dude” looks like they just smelled moldy shit from your disbelieving pals.
4. An ExGF porn video is like a velvet gauntlet thrown in the face of your next girlfriend as a challenge to perform ever more spectacularly.
5. When you watch your exgf in an amateur x-rated video then you can bring back that loving feeling without the hating feeling that always came around again within a month give or take a few days…
6. There is nothing wrong with history repeating itself as long as it is only in an exgf amateur porn video.
7. If your exgf that you shot a homemade sex tape with becomes a judge and you just got pulled over with a blood alcohol level of 2.0 then look forward to that community service you do cleaning the pool at the Playboy Mansion.
8. An exgf sex tape is the best way to remember the prime of your jutting, jubilant, engorged fullness of youth when you have reached a ripe old age full of nostalgic memories… and shriveled little nuts.
9. Exgf movies give you the satisfaction of knowing that even if she faked her orgasm for the camera it still made you feel like a movie star when you came at the premiere.
10. If it weren’t for exgf sex videos and exgf pictures then Homegrown Video wouldn’t even exist!

I wonder if the original pioneers of the internet forecasted the proliferation of free porn on the internet, especially at the so called “free amateur porn tube sites” where apparently hordes of horny people are uploading homemade sex videos for masses of viewers to enjoy. Surely someone like Gary Kremen was astute enough to realize it early on when he purchased the now legendary “sex.com” domain. Obviously, we don’t need an hour of Freudian psychotherapy to realize how much society is obsessed with sexuality – you can’t even get out of the grocery store without seeing splashy “guess who is having sex with whomever” type headlines on the covers of Ladies magazines. As long as we are human, sex will be popular and as necessary as breathing air and eating food so it is only fitting that it should be free in vast quantities… and quality should be able to demand a price. The internet is only an extension of those impulses manifested in circuits and bytes, the birds and bees of technology. Sure, you could go grab a hive and try to harvest free honey, taking chances of being stung by bees, or you can fly like an eagle to the market and buy a nice jar of lavender honey where the only sting you might feel is the price.

Surely, those early network engineer folks could not have known how much free porn would be anathema not so much to political conservatives and religious right wingers that profess to hate porn while being such avid consumers as it would be to the actual producers and manufacturers of adult videos who feel that free amateur porn tube sites are the bane of the pay for porn industry. The porn producers actually hate free porn tubes just as much as the music industry hated file sharing and sought to sue everyone on the planet in defense of their profit margins – never embracing how since the beginning of time “free” has always been a great incentive to induce people to pay. And pay. And pay… because if you like the free version, then as long as the pay one is better quality, then paying for it is never an issue.

1. Nuclear waste still ranks slightly higher than free amateur tube porn

2. Free amateur porn on tube sites has been known to give eyesight to the blind so it may in fact prove to be usefully applied in modern medical treatments for such ailments as glaucoma

3. Free amateur porn tube sites are actually part of the cost of freedom so you see they really aren’t free at all

4. Political conservatives and religious zealots need free amateur porn tubes to rail against because nothing else is as much fun to have to research and study for its adverse effects on society

5. Studies have shown that free amateur porn tubes actually make consumers curious about trying new things… like actually paying for porn

6. In a computer simulated battle between Godzilla and free amateur tube porn Godzilla caused far more destruction to the sim-city which resulted in a far greater mortality forecast than free tube amateur porn

7. Four out of five dentists recommend free porn amateur tube sites to help freshen breath and protect your teeth

8. Although amateur porn for free on tube sites is contagious it is also fairly harmless unless consumed in such large quantities that a painful case of priapism results.

9. Some scientists around the globe have hypothesized that the removal of free amateur porn tubes would be far more destructive to the habitat than the proliferation of them

10. Homegrown Video is dedicated to making a world where sex is safe; therefore, Homegrown would only create www.submitmyvideo.com and www.homegrownsextv.com if it was good for the planet

When the Pam and Tommy sex video came out, which I still consider to be the least irritating and disappointing celebrity amateur porn, I bet many people felt like part of a dream had come true. Even if they were not the one in the amateur sex tape getting to have sex with sex symbol of the day Pamela Anderson, getting to see her get freaky deaky in amateur porn was about as close as they could get.
So forget all those disappointing celeb sex tapes that are just boring lame attempts to get notoriety and attention and imagine for a moment some celebs from past and present that would be an interesting to see in a homemade sex tape. Here is the Homegrown Video celebrity amateur porn wish list:
1. Natalie Wood was hot in a very natural girl next door sort of way. She was also supposedly quite the super sex kitten and apparently loved to indulge in threesomes. A threesome with her, Ali McGraw and Steve McQeen who were also known to love the wild and free loving ways of the super sixties sexual liberation would be so freaking hot. I bet someone finds a vault one day that has some super 8mm home videos of it all going down… so groovy…
2. Mae West is still the Gold Standard by which sex symbols will forever be judged. Sassy and busty and full of slippery and sexy innuendoes she was rumored to dig gang bangs and felt jizz kept her skin soft and youthfully supple. Cameras might have still been relatively new at the time but imaging her knocking back a bunch of dandies would certainly make some fine homemade sex footage.
3. If Homegrown is going to go with Mae West, then it is only fair to include Marilyn Monroe and the interesting thing is there supposedly is a Marilyn sex video. The authenticity is disputable but still the idea that she was making sex loops before she became famous while she was still waiting tables by day and hustling dates in the evening to get by in sleazy Hollywood is just way more fun to believe as being real as a homemade porn from Homegrown Video can ever be.
4. Scarlet Johannson would be awesome to see in a celebrity sex tape. She simply exudes pure wonderful sexual energy to me and the fact that she is curvy and all natural makes her a prime time fantasy for imagining in a homemade sex video.
5. Now maybe only the Star Wars fan boys are going to get me on this one – Carrie Fisher. I actually made some amateur porn with her, no lie – another story for another time though, but she was not actually in front of the camera but behind it helping to shoot the camera. However, at the end of the shoot, she asked to purchase the sex toy props called “Love Leash” to take home with her handsome boy toy. Whatever happened when they got home that night would surely make for an awesome Homegrown Video amateur porn scene!