Top Ten Reasons Guys Love Lesbian Sex… but still have trouble with lesbians

 

Sex Kittens is the young lesbian series from Homegrown Video
Sex Kittens is the young lesbian series from Homegrown Video

1.       Watching hot lesbians have sex reduces the negative morale impact of penis envy but creates pussy envy

2.       Real lesbian sex can be a highly instructive tutorial that a guy never actually learns from

3.       Two horny women trumps one horny woman in most cases… except where neither of them want a dude around

4.        Girls make kissing girls seem so much easier than it is in real life for guys to kiss girls

5.       Lesbians never have to worry about their strap-on dildos going soft during sex

6.       Real lesbians have real orgasms… but never fall for the “I came so many times I lost count” line like guys all too often do

7.       Lesbians can have all the sex they want… but they don’t have to worry about getting pregnant

8.       Lesbian sex is often up to 90% foreplay to 10% sex which is ideal, but it is also a virtually impossible standard for a guy to live up to

9.       Real lesbians never have to worry about whether or not the orifice is too big or too small

10.   Guys love watching cute young lesbians in Homegrown Video’s “Sex Kittens” series but know they never have a chance of being in the video

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One Response to “Top Ten Reasons Guys Love Lesbian Sex… but still have trouble with lesbians”

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