Homegrown Video’s Lani loves role playing sex games

girls kissing girls is so sexy!
girls kissing girls is so sexy!

My crazy girlfriend Lani Brooke loves to surprise me with unusual sex games like when she said “let’s have a threesome” and the third one turned out to be her sock puppet. Then there is the time she started calling out various names of past and present Presidents and telling me that I had to fuck like them… (imagine trying to conjur up how Bush Sr. or Gerald Ford would lay some fuck down and you can guess how tough that would be; although when she called out Clinton I knew right away just how pervy I could get)

Well, today she calls me to the chamber of love and when she comes up from under the covers – her usual surprise attack which I know now to be quite wary of – she came out with a little fake mustache on and told me to fuck her new alter ego “Larry”!

I could have froze up. I could have questioned my sexuality. I could have been an angry homophobe and been totally turned off. But I didn’t. I watched Sean Penn’s brilliant performance in “Milk” and if he could act like a gay man and win an Academy Award then I could use “the method” to pull of an equally award worthy performance.

I knew just what to do. I didn’t hesitate. I said, “I am going to get all Castro – Fire Island – Santa Monica Blvd on your sweet little ass baby!”

I grabbed the lube…

You can figure out the rest you dirty little whores!

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4 Responses to “Homegrown Video’s Lani loves role playing sex games”

  1. Lani Brooke Says:

    hahaha, never a dull moment at our house baby…
    Hope you had fun FUCKING Larry the tow truck driver…

  2. Armand Says:

    I like this article so much, Farrell the great, beautiful, u r so good with words, with such love and passion and good humor, sayibg soe about kinky, playful things between u and ur lovely lady Lani:) from three way, that was something else, oh her saying pesiden’t names? :) anyone knows Farrell does it best, , seen Tim lake in movies? mmmm those partners would say the bestr they ever had, ahh was witn handsome sexy stud tim Lake,..aka farrell:) lucky lani gwts it all the time:)
    about Larry..interesting…shows u r an open minded person, not homophobic..respect people for what they r…thought u had maybe alaso a friend, admirer in mind…and i haven’t aseen milk yet either then in san francisco the ruiot foollowd assanisation of San francisco mayor Masconi and Harvey milk in City Hall, that was done by some homphobics, who killed those two great men…Milk was a great man, handsome and in interviews proudly said he has a lover , a man….i was a boy then, encouraged me about my sexuality, he gave much bvoost to gay life and ritghts, was a fun guy.
    oh castro..fire island…west holywood Santa Monica..fun places:)
    love u my friends Farrell and Lani
    ur friend Armand:)

  3. Spike Says:

    Okay haven’t seen Milk yet but I am a big fan of history. You were doing sex as a president classic. Wondering how you pulled off the Millard Fillmore, or the Taft. Sounds very funny.

  4. Spike Says:

    Okay haven’t seen Milk yet but I am a big fan of history. You were doing sex as a president classic. Wondering how you pulled off the Millard Fillmore, or the Taft. Heheheh I wonder what the neighbors would say if they heard you guys. LOL

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