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2. Anal Pilates. Lubricate your asshole generously then sit on a bottle of coca cola until you feel the stretch. Clench for thirty seconds while holding your breath then expel your breath from the diaphragm. Be careful not to inhale abruptly which may result in having to explain to ER why you have a coke bottle up your ass.

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5. Breaststroke. Not the swimming stroke but actually stroking the breasts. This is best performed with a partner to assist. No. Seriously. I mean it. He gets… I mean You Get a lot more out of it in the long run.

6. Cumshot shooter practice. This is a great exercise for developing your aim and is very meditative and good for your hardcore sexual encounters that result in facial cumshots. Many times, you absolutely do not want to come in your partners eye especially if you have repeatedly promised not to. Getting good aim when you are wildly busting your nut on someone’s face involves an inner concentration and zen-like state to transcend the “I don’t care where I spurt” lack of concern that sometimes prevails in weaker willed individuals.

7. Pussy Shadow Boxing. Using a dildo, penetrate your cunt and quickly punch, jab, and poke at your pussy while rolling your hips to dodge, lunge, and shift your position favorably, make sure to massage your clit if necessary to fight off fatigue.

8. Cock pull ups. Firmly grab your dick and pull up and push down on it until you ejaculate. Be careful to apply lubrication in order to avoid painful callouses.

9. Jumping Jack-offs. Jump up and down while masturbating to get a nice aerobic exercise that will also work out your sex organs.

10. Homegrown Video Marathon. Make a Homegrown Video amateur sex video and record at least four straight hours of sexual activity.

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The smile.

You get the feeling watching a Homegrown Video that the people actually want to be there and actually are having fun. I can’t tell you how often I have looked at the glut of so-called amateur porn that just looks like the folks involved are absolutely miserable and would rather be anywhere else.

Anywhere.

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Preparing for the new semester back to school, sweet young Co-eds are getting naked and engaging in lesbian sex acts like pussy licking and strap on fucking to get back in the sex groove expected in dorms these days. Being back in school means partying hard and with most schools enacting tough drinking regulations, eighteen, nineteen, and twenty year old sexy undergrads must resort to erotic pastimes or risk expulsion from school. Fortunately, the University of Homegrown Video offers course credits in lesbian pussy licking by taking the “Sex Kitten” class.

Sex Kittens is a course with a curriculum designed to meet every requirement of the young eager lezzie trying to make another young woman cum while at the same time offering study time to practice pussy eating in a real world environment. Students will be expected to furnish their own dildos and vibrators for extra credit though not as a requirement. Class time will focus on innovations in licking labia, sucking on a clit, and development of lapping skills to ensure orgasmic transcendence with an emphasis on platonic reciprocation. Students can anticipate equal time spent in the classroom as well as lab study groups where daisy chains of lesbian pussy licking experiments will challenge and engage the student to understand the concepts behind licking cunt.