There is no denying that Homegrown Video celebrates the hairy pussy. Sure, this goes against convention. Typical wisdom on the subject from our peers and colleagues tends to be completely disapproving and we are criticized and told women in amateur porn should have unshaven cunts. In their minds, Homegrown Video has some sort of problem. We are seen as being out of touch, behind the times, prone to purchasing content that seems in their view to be unpopular and unpleasant. Nothing could be farther from the truth of course. We have been around long enough and heard enough feedback to  know that our hairy bush amateur videos are a treasure to those fans of hairy bush that cannot find good unshaven pussy hair content any place else.

With kids out at school

milk man’s on his way over

to deliver cream

1.       Mature sexy ladies know sperm showers keep their skin supple and radiantly beautiful

2.       Hot cougar milfs understand that being soccer moms by day gives them more appreciation for the strategies of juggling and dribbling balls by night

3.       Milf cougars try harder to do all the crazy perverted stuff they only fantasized about doing when they were younger

4.       Cougar milfs have had more time to come up with new and wild sex fantasies that need to be fulfilled

5.       Hot cougars get to teach young and hung bucks that real sex does take longer than five minutes

6.       Sexy wives make young guys rise to the occasion rather than rest on their laurels

7.       Hot cougars know that great fucking sex burns just as many calories as power walking the park

8.       A cougar is most likely to pay for dinner and drinks for you to fuck her rather than the other way around

9.       A horny cougar realizes a sweet young hard cock is better than a whole season of re-runs of “Sex in the City”

10.   Homegrown Video’s most popular series are devoted to sexy cougars and milf mommas, “Horny Over 40” and “Housewives unleashed”!

Mr. Lake,

I saw “curvy amateur girls, volume 1″ yesterday and like most other adult movies I dound it to be very boring because there was no I-M-A-G-I-N-A-T-I-O-N in Homegrown’s starlets with this particular adult vid! For example, NO PROFANITY! Something like “fuck me like a dog”, “fuck me till I scream”, and then “fuck me for screaming!”

No ass licking. Have two middle age white woman licking a buck negroes black ass for about an hour and then they begs him to them up and he takes turns fucking both of their pussy and their white ass. When he gets off then those sluts begs him to whip their butts with his belt until their asses is black and blue.

I also would love to see those 2 white sluts take turns finger fucking his black ass and then they stick their fingers in each others mouth!

Get the idea mr. Lake?!

Ed. Note: I get it. More colorful. More perverted. But I don’t want any liability from overly excessive butt licking…

My crazy girlfriend Lani Brooke loves to surprise me with unusual sex games like when she said “let’s have a threesome” and the third one turned out to be her sock puppet. Then there is the time she started calling out various names of past and present Presidents and telling me that I had to fuck like them… (imagine trying to conjur up how Bush Sr. or Gerald Ford would lay some fuck down and you can guess how tough that would be; although when she called out Clinton I knew right away just how pervy I could get)

Well, today she calls me to the chamber of love and when she comes up from under the covers – her usual surprise attack which I know now to be quite wary of – she came out with a little fake mustache on and told me to fuck her new alter ego “Larry”!

I could have froze up. I could have questioned my sexuality. I could have been an angry homophobe and been totally turned off. But I didn’t. I watched Sean Penn’s brilliant performance in “Milk” and if he could act like a gay man and win an Academy Award then I could use “the method” to pull of an equally award worthy performance.

I knew just what to do. I didn’t hesitate. I said, “I am going to get all Castro – Fire Island – Santa Monica Blvd on your sweet little ass baby!”

I grabbed the lube…

You can figure out the rest you dirty little whores!

Patrick writes:

To whom it may concern,

I’m interested in receiving a catalog from your company on the following. I want uncut amateur woman (average looks) whoe age’s range from 40 – 60 years old, woman who will be wearing high heels, (Not platform high heels) that are laced leather, sexy undergarments , nylons, etc.

This woman should start out wearing conservative clothes pantsuits; wrap around dresses somewhat sexy showing the oulines of their sexy assets! AND NO MUSIC BACKGROUND ON ANY SCENE!

Uncut amateur wife’s and husbands (average looks) who are into swapping with other’s who use items like swings, spring seats, and get kinky, swap parties with 2 – 4 couples. NO MUSIC BACKGROUND!

Uncut amateur husbands (30-60 years old) who bring home men for their wive’s to approve of and have sex with while their husbands watch and mastubate and also get involved with the couple. I would like to have these amateurs filmed by a professional cameraperson who from time to time has sex offered to them by woman who needs more, or who feels sorry that the cameraperson gets hard on while filming!

I would like these scenes to have a story line, and introduction to the needs of these people, scenes where we can watch the woman walking around and how the parties involved came together to fulfill their desires showing them in their home surroundings living rooms, bedrooms, backyards, NO KITCHEN SCENES! How older woman meet young men whom they teach (school) referred by her girl friends or by the young man’s relative.

Ed.s Note: Ok, we can do that but sooner or later all parties end up in the kitchen…

Phil from Southern California wrote us this letter:

My name is Phil.

I love all your videos – I have a few.

Why I am writing I would love to be in on. I see Dave that is over 50 years old, well I am over 60, black man, 6′ and one 1/2″ tall, 200lbs, love women over 40 to 60. I love it all. I also suck cock. I do what ever it takes to be safe and have fun.

I am for real. I’m not a time waster. I ‘m also a submissive, love dominant very dominant women. So there you have it. I hope we can meet at your earliest convenience.

Thank you,

- Phil

ps. I also love T.S that are dominant. I do it all.

EDITOR: Thanks Phil. We will keep all that in mind. You are completely welcome to send us a bi-black male tranny fucking threesome amateur sex video with a 40+ female any time. I am pretty sure that if you sent in a video to Homegrown Video that you would be creating a new niche.  Good luck!

I think I might be developing multiple personality disorder. Did he just say what I think he said? Yes. Well I am not sure that we agree on that point. What makes you say that? Well listen to what he has to do when he is having sex with Lani. Oh. You mean like when she makes him fuck like Bush or Obama or Clinton? How can I keep track? YOU? WHAT ABOUT THE REST OF US? Like when we have to be Ellen licking Portia and Arnold bending Maria over for anal (omfg!) and Tom Cruise fucking Katie Holmes… that is not so weird. C’mon, everyone fantasizes about what it would be like to be a celebrity, but more importantly, everyone wonders what having the sex life of a celebrity would be all about. I know but isn’t he like a retired porn star or something or the owner of Homegrown Video? Doesn’t that count for something? Yes. It accounts for his weirdness but it is still not weirder than the idea of Cruise fucking Holmes now then is it… We have a point there.

Yes I do.

To whom it may concern:

I’m interested in receiving your catalog of Amateur! Women and Amateur Horny Housewife’s; also Cougars helping themselves to young inexperience man who would like to improve their skills as a lover, who just had their heart broken, learning from women whose age range from 35 – 60 years old, Looks and builds should be average, real tits when available, and are dressed showing their assets, black high heels, sexy negligees etc.

They may start the scene dressed conservatively.

Would like some dialog as they talk about some of their needs and desires with sex and their partner’s. (uncut scenes).

Also amateur couples of the same age group who swap wives and have open minded neighbors who share their life style ennjoy each others company and may swings and orgies also uncut movie.

Woman & men who would do a little extra to get a job or position, same age group.

Yours truly,

Patrick T.

Imagine a place, a special repository, a space where all the great porn memorabilia would be showcased from the days of old right up to today. There would be lithographs of the great erotic cave paintings where cavemen painted themselves with huge phalluses schtupping caribou. Great care would be given to preserving those first daguerreotypes of corseted and knickered plump ladies with fleshy knockers showing off their naughty bits. There would be an entire hall like the great museums of Europe where the armor of knights of old is displayed where all the fancy lingerie is displayed from the horse cum splattered petticoats of Catherine the Great to Josephine Bonaparte’s soiled undies that Napoleon loved to sniff and more, like that blue dress with presidential sperm that Monica Lewinsky wore. A great and darkly lit room would preserve the paint cracking on the old penny arcades that would play flip books of sex caught in successive images cycling through in endless loops. One of Jeffery Coombs gigantic tribute paintings to his former wife and Parliament members Cicciolina with a humungous representation of his cock plunging into her tight ass while cum drips from her face like icing on a hot sweet bun would grace the entrance and let the public know that not only is this a serious collection of the world’s best porn but also a place where size does matter. And the size of this place would be impressive; in fact, I am thinking that the building would have to be designed by the eccentric genius of Frank Gehry to symbolically represent a penis penetrating the moist folds of a partly shaved pussy. It would sit at the front of his most impressive works to date, better than the museum in Bilbao, Spain, more grand than the Disney Opera house in Los Angeles California. Indeed the acoustics would be so finely tuned that you could hear a soft moan of an orgasm liltingly carried around the room to tickle your ear with sweet sexual harmonies, even in the bathrooms.