Homegrown Video knows that housewives often make the best amateur porn. Maybe because they hate the title of “house wife” so much and don’t want to be thought of as such. Maybe they really do fuck the milk man, the post man, and the pool guy but that still isn’t enough to satisfy their unquenchable sexual urges. I just don’t know. Hot wives really are the heart and soul and orgasm of amateur homemade sex movies and they deserve praise and a raised penis salute. So, without further ado… here are some of Homegrown Video’s favorite horny wives:

Running a family budget using all the modern conveniences…

A cup of hot coffee and some gi-norm-ous freaking natural boobies will make any husband ready for work!

“Honey, the kids are gone tonight on a sleepover so I think you better get home right now and give me a sweet cream pie!”

The sort of smile that makes you want to drop everything you are doing and make a Homegrown Video!

One of my favorite Homegrown Video housewives is a swinger mom who worked as a fitness expert and trainer by day, even working with some of San Diego’s pro athletes.  Shauntee is truly an amateur porn superstar and the kind of woman that put the “home” in Homegrown Video, meaning her scenes for us burned down the house, brought it all home for good, and homed in on exactly what we like to see in an amateur sex video. Completely uninhibited and unashamed she loved to make homemade sex videos for all the right reasons.

She literally got off on imagining people watching her fuck on video. Yes, she wore a wig to hide her identity. After all, she had her kids and her day job to be concerned with but she was not going to let that stop her from sucking and fucking for the camera. She had her husband’s blessing and acceptance that he could only handle so much… and she needed more… sex. Literally insatiable, when she shot for Homegrown she was up for anything.

Cock in the ass? Ok, why not? Two guys for a DP? Ok. Threesomes, foursomes, orgies, oh my! She had done the swing scene in San Diego and loved it all.  Homegrown Video was the next logical step in making all her fantasies come true.

Real or fake... take the touch test!

Over the years, at Homegrown Video, we have been in the very unique position of meeting the very real housewives whom we all fantasized about at one time or another. I can remember to this day which of my friends had the hot mom’s…  I would imagine them taking me aside to initiate my virginal teenie-bopper pimply young dumb and full of cum ass into the ways of love in the art of sex. They were older and bolder and even a half inch of cleavage would be enough to make me stand up and salute the captain of my shorts a few times a day.

Getting older the fantasy became wondering which of my buttoned up, tied down, prim and proper neighbors were actually heading to the swinger’s club on Friday night for the weekly gang bang and orgy away from the home and kids and all the other concerns of day to day toil. Some folks you just get a feeling about. There is a certain glimmer in their eye perhaps, maybe a sly little grin that seems to say “Why don’t you join in for a sweet fucking threesome?”  But you leave it up to the imagination because, well, what if they really are totally uptight and only have sex once a year on Sunday after Church and an extra prayer for good measure?

At Homegrown we get to know the real housewives by day but complete slut whore insatiable sex fiends by night. These beautiful hot wives actually do the whole soccer mom thing. They run the household. They put the meals together and do the laundry and all of that stuff that is not terribly sexy. But turn on the camera and all of a sudden they become the real housewives that most people only fantasize about. They send their home made sex video to Homegrown and each has a story to tell… and a sexy side to reveal that you would never have expected…

Someone remarked to me the other day that he cannot figure out why there are so many television shows devoted to housewives these days. At Homegrown Video, I am of course privy to secrets of the human psyche which other people can only imagine or fantasize about so I had already formulated a hypothesis on the subject. First, housewives have a certain undeniable though still unfathomable sex appeal. Don’t believe it? Homegrown Video has proof.

Sexy housewives have been the most popular staple in the Homegrown Video line since day one back in 1982. In fact, the entire amateur porn revolution that Homegrown Video changed the face of porn was based not on a glamour girl with big fake boobs, but your average milf from next door. The typical amateur sending homemade sex tapes to Homegrown was probably in her late twenties to mid 30s, had maybe a few wrinkles and possibly some stretch marks and really was an actual housewife happily making amateur sex tapes to spice up the old love life. For these women, many of whom would never have expected to be considered so sexy, it was a wake-up call.

Being a housewife didn’t mean you couldn’t be a popular sex symbol too with tons of adoring fans.  Despite being too busy running a household – shuffling kids, preparing meals, dealing with the house, to even have time to put on make-up or get the hair done, etc., being a housewife could still have sex appeal as well!

Since Homegrown was celebrating these women long before any “REAL” housewives shows popped up, one could actually argue that Homegrown Video was putting the sex appeal in housewives long before the network cable shows came calling. Now there are even women on these shows that have even gone so far as to make some amateur porn. See, in the end, it all comes around full circle…

Vote the Candidate
Who you know at least had sex
Best for the long term

Reach out and touch someone!

If celebrities and socialites can boost their pr by doing amateur porn, then why can’t politicians do it too? We all know people love MILFS and who better than a couple of the best milf politicians to make an amateur sex tape for Homegrown Video than a hot lesbian milf scene featuring Sarah Palin and Michelle Bachman. Sure, we know that they both have professed a zealous hatred of porn and have vowed to ruin the industry if elected but, c’mon, we all know that means that in private they are huge fans and probably get off on the most twisted stuff that would completely terrify moderates. Of course, Homegrown wouldn’t be able to accept any videos of them pooping on Democrats and liberals – we would have to ask them to tone it down from that sort of thing. However, if they wanted to have a threesome where the two of them tag teamed a Dem while wearing strap on dildos would be ok. We are not party affiliated so one party’s butthole is the same as the other as far as we are concerned.

You can almost hear Sarah chanting “Drill baby, drill!” right?

Now I know what you are saying… Wouldn’t Michelle’s husband have to step in and “cure” his wife of her lesbian pussy licking tendencies if she was getting her freak on with Sarah? Well, yes, sure, that would require some discipline. He would have to whip their asses with a riding crop to punish them for being wicked little sluts and correct them by making them crawl around with a couple of clothespins stuck on their nipples while he smacked their cherry red tushies mercilessly. There is only one way to make America strong again!

Remember… A deficit of sex will undermine the confidence of people invested in making America sexy again!

I am not sure we want to set off a chain reaction revolution because that sounds a little bit dangerous. However, I promise Homegrown Video will keep putting out quality amateur videos.

Like this one:

With kids out at school

milk man’s on his way over

to deliver cream

1.       Mature sexy ladies know sperm showers keep their skin supple and radiantly beautiful

2.       Hot cougar milfs understand that being soccer moms by day gives them more appreciation for the strategies of juggling and dribbling balls by night

3.       Milf cougars try harder to do all the crazy perverted stuff they only fantasized about doing when they were younger

4.       Cougar milfs have had more time to come up with new and wild sex fantasies that need to be fulfilled

5.       Hot cougars get to teach young and hung bucks that real sex does take longer than five minutes

6.       Sexy wives make young guys rise to the occasion rather than rest on their laurels

7.       Hot cougars know that great fucking sex burns just as many calories as power walking the park

8.       A cougar is most likely to pay for dinner and drinks for you to fuck her rather than the other way around

9.       A horny cougar realizes a sweet young hard cock is better than a whole season of re-runs of “Sex in the City”

10.   Homegrown Video’s most popular series are devoted to sexy cougars and milf mommas, “Horny Over 40” and “Housewives unleashed”!

Patrick writes:

To whom it may concern,

I’m interested in receiving a catalog from your company on the following. I want uncut amateur woman (average looks) whoe age’s range from 40 – 60 years old, woman who will be wearing high heels, (Not platform high heels) that are laced leather, sexy undergarments , nylons, etc.

This woman should start out wearing conservative clothes pantsuits; wrap around dresses somewhat sexy showing the oulines of their sexy assets! AND NO MUSIC BACKGROUND ON ANY SCENE!

Uncut amateur wife’s and husbands (average looks) who are into swapping with other’s who use items like swings, spring seats, and get kinky, swap parties with 2 – 4 couples. NO MUSIC BACKGROUND!

Uncut amateur husbands (30-60 years old) who bring home men for their wive’s to approve of and have sex with while their husbands watch and mastubate and also get involved with the couple. I would like to have these amateurs filmed by a professional cameraperson who from time to time has sex offered to them by woman who needs more, or who feels sorry that the cameraperson gets hard on while filming!

I would like these scenes to have a story line, and introduction to the needs of these people, scenes where we can watch the woman walking around and how the parties involved came together to fulfill their desires showing them in their home surroundings living rooms, bedrooms, backyards, NO KITCHEN SCENES! How older woman meet young men whom they teach (school) referred by her girl friends or by the young man’s relative.

Ed.s Note: Ok, we can do that but sooner or later all parties end up in the kitchen…