Once upon a time…

In a place not so far away, not so long ago either, but actually maybe as close as your neighbor’s house only yesterday, cameras are rolling on carousing couples caroming around on their beds, fucking like rabbits…. if in fact Bugs Bunny was a porn star ready for his close up, tongue in both cheeks, what’s up your orifice doc, loony times for sexy lunatics not concerned with anyone seeing them in all their naked horny splendor. Amateur sex videos were, are, and will be recorded and saved then produced and reproduced for many others to watch. But something is different, there is a change, subtle yet distinct, all one has to do is look at the way those self made porn videos used to look compared to how they look today.

It isn’t just that the hairstyles have changed. And it doesn’t matter that not too many people wear elastic head sweat bands and neon lime green lycra body suits any more, because we are not talking superficial and cosmetic differences such as those. Let’s face it… sex hasn’t really changed all that much in quite a few years either when you really get to thinking about it. Yes the technology to shoot homemade sex videos and edit them has improved but what is truly the difference?

What has changed is the ability of the people shooting them. So many years of people possessing the ability to shoot videos has actually improved technique as if there has been an evolution of intellect of what to shoot and prowess at getting the right angle and perfect frame to make things look just right. So now amateur sex videos just seem more polished and professional. That quality has actually led people to pursue making amateur porn beyond the level of hobbyist and seek the higher echelons of erotic achievements, like sending in their shot at home sex tapes to Homegrown Video.

And at Homegrown, we are ever so proud to preserve the history of amateur porn through the ages!

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One of my favorite Homegrown Video housewives is a swinger mom who worked as a fitness expert and trainer by day, even working with some of San Diego’s pro athletes.  Shauntee is truly an amateur porn superstar and the kind of woman that put the “home” in Homegrown Video, meaning her scenes for us burned down the house, brought it all home for good, and homed in on exactly what we like to see in an amateur sex video. Completely uninhibited and unashamed she loved to make homemade sex videos for all the right reasons.

She literally got off on imagining people watching her fuck on video. Yes, she wore a wig to hide her identity. After all, she had her kids and her day job to be concerned with but she was not going to let that stop her from sucking and fucking for the camera. She had her husband’s blessing and acceptance that he could only handle so much… and she needed more… sex. Literally insatiable, when she shot for Homegrown she was up for anything.

Cock in the ass? Ok, why not? Two guys for a DP? Ok. Threesomes, foursomes, orgies, oh my! She had done the swing scene in San Diego and loved it all.  Homegrown Video was the next logical step in making all her fantasies come true.

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Over the years, at Homegrown Video, we have been in the very unique position of meeting the very real housewives whom we all fantasized about at one time or another. I can remember to this day which of my friends had the hot mom’s…  I would imagine them taking me aside to initiate my virginal teenie-bopper pimply young dumb and full of cum ass into the ways of love in the art of sex. They were older and bolder and even a half inch of cleavage would be enough to make me stand up and salute the captain of my shorts a few times a day.

Getting older the fantasy became wondering which of my buttoned up, tied down, prim and proper neighbors were actually heading to the swinger’s club on Friday night for the weekly gang bang and orgy away from the home and kids and all the other concerns of day to day toil. Some folks you just get a feeling about. There is a certain glimmer in their eye perhaps, maybe a sly little grin that seems to say “Why don’t you join in for a sweet fucking threesome?”  But you leave it up to the imagination because, well, what if they really are totally uptight and only have sex once a year on Sunday after Church and an extra prayer for good measure?

At Homegrown we get to know the real housewives by day but complete slut whore insatiable sex fiends by night. These beautiful hot wives actually do the whole soccer mom thing. They run the household. They put the meals together and do the laundry and all of that stuff that is not terribly sexy. But turn on the camera and all of a sudden they become the real housewives that most people only fantasize about. They send their home made sex video to Homegrown and each has a story to tell… and a sexy side to reveal that you would never have expected…

Housewife by day, harlot by night

Real housewives love sex

You can tell the way they act

At least on tv…

Mike South might have a southern drawl and most people, well, at least those that are not from the South tend to equate that with mental slowness. In this moment, where split second decisions would make all the difference in deciding whether or not you were going to be thrown out of the hotel or worse yet thrown into a Las Vegas jail cell, Mike hid the camera in a drawer, turned off the lights and got them into the closet, and checked who was standing outside slamming his fist into the door without opening it. He did all that before Tad could say “cut” or anything appropriately dictatorial like that. I was still naked with my hard cock ready to continue fucking until we accomplished our mission and made some good old fashioned red, white and blue movie style amateur porn.

Tad said, “Don’t open it!”

Mike looked back at us from the door. “It’s the brother.”

The girls looked at Tad. They didn’t say anything. Either this was totally normal and  an everyday occurrence which at this point was becoming dull, or they were so stunned at the embarrassing prospect of him walking in and seeing them in various states of undress and looking sort of flushed from the sex that they couldn’t speak.  At this point I couldn’t tell and that was troubling. I had prided myself for keeping tuned into people’s vibes and staying aware of the emotional status of things. One had to be careful. I remember when some folks posing as amateur porn stars tied up Ed Powers, beat him with his own Adult Video Award statue, and robbed him blind. One had to be careful and not become so “fuck drunk” on barely legal pussy that he let his guard down when his dick went up.

The pounding on the door stopped. Mike peered again through the peep hole. “I think he left,” Mike advised, “Wait! He’s still there.”

All of a sudden, the brother came back with something ten times worse than a sledgehammer pounding on the door. Out in the middle of the hallway, in a casino hotel, in the heart of Las Vegas, the brother started screaming…

“RAPE!”

1.       Amateur porn avoids trying to turn you on with music you wouldn’t even want to hear on an elevator

2.       In amateur porn when people have sex on an elevator it really could be the same place you stayed last summer on vacation

3.       Amateur porn does not require non actors to pretend like the know how to act in order to have hot fucking sex

4.       Pro porn makes the viewer think that sex is boring but watching amateur porn is a fine way to relieve boredom

5.       Amateur porn performers look just as good at the end of the sex as they did at the beginning while pro performers tend to lose their looks by the time the makeup has been fucked off.

6.       Amateur porn offers hope and salvation for those of us that fantasize about having hot sex while pro porn sets an expectation of sex that will only tend to get you slapped in the face if you try it at home

7.       Amateur porn doesn’t try to convince you that fake orgasms are actually better than real ones

8.       Pro porn for some inexplicable reason always tends to cut away just when the action is getting good and leaves you with a feeling of masturbatory vertigo

9.        Amateur porn tends to linger on the stuff you like to see which makes it ok even if the cat walks across the screen in the middle of the action

10.   Homegrown Video is the longest running series in the history of porn so amateur sex videos must have something special about them!

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10. Panties filter and absorb sexual pheromones which is like pollen to the bee

9. Panties make great party hats which are more fun to wear than lampshades

8. Panty raids teach us valuable life skills like fearlessness and goal setting

7. Without things like panties there would not be camel toes

6. Panties provide mystery and allure to up-skirt peek-a-boos

5. Panties were apparently worn by famous Americans like J. Edgar Hoover

4. Panties are like gift wrapping on one of life’s greatest gifts

3. Panties keep stores like Fredericks of Hollywood and Victoria’s Secret in business

2. Panties are easier to figure out how to take off than bras but twice as hard to remove in most instances

1. Panties give women something to throw up on stage when Tom Jones performs

Homegrown Video has always dedicated itself to upholding the finest traditions of showcasing scantily clad women in sexy lingerie. This week is devoted to the celebration of women’s undergarments, sexy panties, lacy lingerie, frilly underwear, crotchless, thongs, and every other form of boudoir wear imaginable. We urge you to take time this week to stop and sniff the crotch of your favorite pair without shame or remorse. Take in a nice deep breath. Feel free to put them on your head for a while and pretend to be a panty pirate. Go on a panty raid and hang a few pairs like a flag you can certainly be proud of. Guys should try on a pair of silky panties and realize just how nice they feel on their balls. Make sure you don’t stretch out your spouse’s or your paramour’s favorite pair though… You don’t want her to wring your neck with a pair of panties… I mean unless I guess you are a truly kinky bastard…