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Hot housewife home made sex videos, the “Home” in Homegrown Video

Tuesday, August 30th, 2011

One of my favorite Homegrown Video housewives is a swinger mom who worked as a fitness expert and trainer by day, even working with some of San Diego’s pro athletes.  Shauntee is truly an amateur porn superstar and the kind of woman that put the “home” in Homegrown Video, meaning her scenes for us burned down the house, brought it all home for good, and homed in on exactly what we like to see in an amateur sex video. Completely uninhibited and unashamed she loved to make homemade sex videos for all the right reasons.

She literally got off on imagining people watching her fuck on video. Yes, she wore a wig to hide her identity. After all, she had her kids and her day job to be concerned with but she was not going to let that stop her from sucking and fucking for the camera. She had her husband’s blessing and acceptance that he could only handle so much… and she needed more… sex. Literally insatiable, when she shot for Homegrown she was up for anything.

Cock in the ass? Ok, why not? Two guys for a DP? Ok. Threesomes, foursomes, orgies, oh my! She had done the swing scene in San Diego and loved it all.  Homegrown Video was the next logical step in making all her fantasies come true.

Haiku for REAL housewives

Thursday, August 25th, 2011

Housewife by day, harlot by night

Real housewives love sex

You can tell the way they act

At least on tv…

 

Homegrown Video, the democracy of porn

Friday, August 19th, 2011

vote for Sassy!

Some amateur sex video fans have always been politically active – the hairy pussy fans come to mind first and foremost. I think because they were such an oppressed segment of the market for such a long time, they had to bond together to be pro-active and take action against the inequity of being forced to watch old 70’s porn classics in order to see some hairy pussy for so long. They formed clubs, unions, ways to collectively bargain and demand greater satisfaction from video companies. One company that heard them loud and clear and was willing to champion their cause was Homegrown Video.

Homegrown stepped up and said “If you want to see more hairy cunts then by the grace of the Gillette razor company we intend to bring you hairier pussies!” Homegrown entered “Natural Bush” as a candidate for best release devoted to the hairy beaver niche and it was a winner that still holds official bragging rights to this day, earning Homegrown Video a prestigious “best niche studio” award from Xbiz.

The Homegrown Video website is unique in many ways but one of the less titillating but no less stimulating ways that it puts a new spin on user satisfaction embraces the democratic principles inspired by those revolutionary hairy pussy fans. Homegrown allows members the right to vote on upcoming updates so the members actually have a voice in what gets posted on the site.

Homegrown Video stands for TRUTH, JUSTICE, and the RIGHT TO HAIRY PUSSY amateur porn!

Now that is a hairy bush!

What if Sarah Palin and Michelle Bachman did a Homegrown Video?

Monday, August 15th, 2011

Reach out and touch someone!

If celebrities and socialites can boost their pr by doing amateur porn, then why can’t politicians do it too? We all know people love MILFS and who better than a couple of the best milf politicians to make an amateur sex tape for Homegrown Video than a hot lesbian milf scene featuring Sarah Palin and Michelle Bachman. Sure, we know that they both have professed a zealous hatred of porn and have vowed to ruin the industry if elected but, c’mon, we all know that means that in private they are huge fans and probably get off on the most twisted stuff that would completely terrify moderates. Of course, Homegrown wouldn’t be able to accept any videos of them pooping on Democrats and liberals – we would have to ask them to tone it down from that sort of thing. However, if they wanted to have a threesome where the two of them tag teamed a Dem while wearing strap on dildos would be ok. We are not party affiliated so one party’s butthole is the same as the other as far as we are concerned.

You can almost hear Sarah chanting “Drill baby, drill!” right?

Now I know what you are saying… Wouldn’t Michelle’s husband have to step in and “cure” his wife of her lesbian pussy licking tendencies if she was getting her freak on with Sarah? Well, yes, sure, that would require some discipline. He would have to whip their asses with a riding crop to punish them for being wicked little sluts and correct them by making them crawl around with a couple of clothespins stuck on their nipples while he smacked their cherry red tushies mercilessly. There is only one way to make America strong again!

Remember… A deficit of sex will undermine the confidence of people invested in making America sexy again!

Top Ten Reasons Homegrown Video Loves Jam Band Hippie Chicks

Wednesday, August 10th, 2011

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1. Hippie chicks don’t wear panties so that their hairy pussies can air dry
2. Hippie chicks usually know how to dance the Dance of the Seven Veils.
3. Sex lasts as long as the music is jamming and the jam never ends for hippie chicks
4. Hippie chicks would rather make love… a lot… than make war… NOT!
5. Patchouli oil reminds us of the smell of yummy punani
6. Hippie chicks dig it when you jam your cock in and noodle around until everyone is hallucinating
7. When hippie chicks go topless and go atop their boyfriend’s shoulders to check out the jam band then everyone gets filled with that sense of joy only a beautiful bouncing set of boobies can deliver
8. “There is nothing like a Grateful Dead show” because there is nothing like a bunch of hippie chicks running around naked just for the fun of it and not like a bunch of strippers trying to strip you for tips.
9. Following a band like Furthur or Phish oftentimes means riding hard and getting put away wet…
10. Homegrown Video loves hippie chicks because they send us their homemade sex tapes that often feature the hairy pussy amateur porn that our fans love so much!

Homegrown Video and the Grateful Dead

Monday, August 8th, 2011

As an avid Grateful Dead fan since the late 70s, I have often told the story of how I used to make amateur porn to send to Homegrown Video to earn cash to see more Dead shows. However, the influence of the Grateful Dead on Homegrown runs deep and soulful then as wild and crazy as a Jerry Garcia jam out of “He’s Gone” into a rip roaring rendition of “The Other One”. Following the Dead during the 80s and basically earning my way along selling tye dyed shirts and silk scarves, I learned about grass roots marketing, about forging a self employed vision of earning a living in the material world. I absorbed a wealth of knowledge in the greatest parking lots of America about niche markets and how to turn on a dime if tastes change from time to time and town to town.

Obviously, the Grateful Dead were an embodiment of an ideal – not the hippie free love hate work stereotype many would assume – but how to make your fun and what you love most into something that can provide for you. The Dead from day one to even their present incarnation called “Furthur”( named after the Ken Kesey Merry Prankster infamous bus) take an organic approach to running their business and I was inspired by that approach as a young buck fresh out of college and doing that “what the fuck am I going to do in life?” dance. I just needed to figure out what I loved enough and was inspired by to make a business out of. I knew I would never be good in a “straight job”. I knew I had to do my own thing, be my own boss, manage existence in a way that reflected my values. I wasn’t going to be like my father who suffered for years under an oppressive management culture at IBM.

Well, I loved sex. I knew that. I didn’t have a problem making amateur porn. I wasn’t trying to hide my involvement since I made my stage name by splitting my last name in two. Finding out Homegrown Video was for sale provided the vehicle to make the dream come true, like a metaphysical version of that Prankster bus, it was colorful, free spirited, lovingly confrontational, and just sturdy enough to make the trip possible. Even the moments where Homegrown broke down and was stranded on the side of the road, watching as other companies rolled on by, the experience was still an adventure and our product still unique. Good or bad or beautiful, every single homemade sex tape that people send is completely unique, and cherished for even its imperfections, just like the live music created by Dead. As promoter impressario Bill Graham once said of the Grateful Dead, “they aren’t the best at what they do – they are the only ones that do what they do” and I have always aspired to keep Homegrown Video true to that as an ideal.

Long road trips sometimes mean peeing in the middle of nowhere

Homegrown Video rant on EXGF videos and EXGF Pics

Tuesday, August 2nd, 2011

exgf amateur porn is a Homegrown Video hallmark

What is it about EXGF porn that makes it so popular these days? Ok, upfront I am going to have to admit a few things. First, no matter how hard I try I still don’t get what people like about porn involving fecal matter and I guess I have the same problems with the whole ex-girlfriend thing. C’mon, if you don’t want to step in poop in the first place then you certainly don’t want to step into again, right? Ex-girlfriends used to connote crazy bitch that burned your clothes, dyed your dog pink, and drove your car into the neighbor’s house. EXGF meant the one you loved more than life and Sportcenter’s Top Ten plays, and whom you gave your heartwarming ever loving heart to only to see it crushed like a stupid bug that couldn’t figure out what a windshield was. Now I see the exgf means the chick that used to bone down with you like a freaky deaky porn star and demanded you make amateur sex videos that could be used like training films and game highlight reels.
Amazing. I guess amateur exgf movies make sense if you are the type of person that keeps on the rose colored shades and looks back to only see the good times free of the bad; remembering only that time when the sex was completely utterly mind-blowingly stupendously ridiculously awesome. Like that time when you had the slick quicky at the Mall in the window display of Victoria’s Secret. Or that time her friend came over for your birthday and under the stars you had your first threesome in the hot tub on the balcony of your unsuspecting neighbor’s house. Those times had to be incredibly special to make you forget the time the exgf sent naked pictures of you in the feather boa to your mom for Mother’s day.
At the end of the day, here at Homegrown Video we aren’t faking it like your exgf claims she did the whole time you were going out. We really do have exgf videos. There are literally thousands of videos in the Homegrown Video library of husbands and wives, boyfriends and girlfriends that have split up. Hopefully they can look back and remember fondly the experience although I know there are often times regrets. But wait a few years. One day you will be able to look back on that amateur porn exgf video you made and think… damn, that was fun, no matter how crazy it got afterwards…

Homegrown Video Haiku for free amateur porn tubes

Tuesday, July 26th, 2011

Sex can be free love
Still people pay for sex too
Sex encompasses

Daphne is a classic Homegrown Video amateur porn star

Homegrown Video celebrity sex tape wishlist from past and present

Friday, July 22nd, 2011

Sasha Grey does have a booty butt

When the Pam and Tommy sex video came out, which I still consider to be the least irritating and disappointing celebrity amateur porn, I bet many people felt like part of a dream had come true. Even if they were not the one in the amateur sex tape getting to have sex with sex symbol of the day Pamela Anderson, getting to see her get freaky deaky in amateur porn was about as close as they could get.
So forget all those disappointing celeb sex tapes that are just boring lame attempts to get notoriety and attention and imagine for a moment some celebs from past and present that would be an interesting to see in a homemade sex tape. Here is the Homegrown Video celebrity amateur porn wish list:
1. Natalie Wood was hot in a very natural girl next door sort of way. She was also supposedly quite the super sex kitten and apparently loved to indulge in threesomes. A threesome with her, Ali McGraw and Steve McQeen who were also known to love the wild and free loving ways of the super sixties sexual liberation would be so freaking hot. I bet someone finds a vault one day that has some super 8mm home videos of it all going down… so groovy…
2. Mae West is still the Gold Standard by which sex symbols will forever be judged. Sassy and busty and full of slippery and sexy innuendoes she was rumored to dig gang bangs and felt jizz kept her skin soft and youthfully supple. Cameras might have still been relatively new at the time but imaging her knocking back a bunch of dandies would certainly make some fine homemade sex footage.
3. If Homegrown is going to go with Mae West, then it is only fair to include Marilyn Monroe and the interesting thing is there supposedly is a Marilyn sex video. The authenticity is disputable but still the idea that she was making sex loops before she became famous while she was still waiting tables by day and hustling dates in the evening to get by in sleazy Hollywood is just way more fun to believe as being real as a homemade porn from Homegrown Video can ever be.
4. Scarlet Johannson would be awesome to see in a celebrity sex tape. She simply exudes pure wonderful sexual energy to me and the fact that she is curvy and all natural makes her a prime time fantasy for imagining in a homemade sex video.
5. Now maybe only the Star Wars fan boys are going to get me on this one – Carrie Fisher. I actually made some amateur porn with her, no lie – another story for another time though, but she was not actually in front of the camera but behind it helping to shoot the camera. However, at the end of the shoot, she asked to purchase the sex toy props called “Love Leash” to take home with her handsome boy toy. Whatever happened when they got home that night would surely make for an awesome Homegrown Video amateur porn scene!

Homegrown Video Haiku for Celebrity Sex Videos

Wednesday, July 20th, 2011

Career needs a lift?
Don’t really know what to do?
Try amateur porn!