Archive for the ‘Poetry’ Category

Homegrown Video Haiku for AVN porn awards, take 2

Thursday, January 19th, 2012

Moisturizes and protects...

 

A fucking reward?

For what? Cum bubble blowing…

or anal gang bang…

As Homegrown Video once again crosses fingers and strokes dick in anticipation of another year of being in business and hopefully collecting some more AVN awards for our unique brand of amateur sex videos we take a quick moment of self reflection, introspection, and a measure of self mockery to postulate on whether or not this will be a year of reward and recognition or one of being forgotten and unloved; never to stand at the podium and tearfully thank mom, pop, and the American people as well as hopefully some of those proud and horny people’s/customers of many other lands, except the ones where porn is so illegal they kill you for making it, never to stand tall among our peers and collect the big fat blow job of wet and slippery congratulations, and never to know the joy of walking through the casino hoisting a trophy that everyone wants to know… “What is that for?”

Haiku for the sounds of sex

Friday, December 16th, 2011

 

 

When you hear the sound

You just want to fuck then, there

it sounds so…  Sexy

Homegrown Video Haiku for mobile porn

Thursday, July 14th, 2011

Someone is calling
Your libido on the line
Time to heed the call

Trinity appears in Homegrown Video 770

Homegrown Video Haiku for Sasha Grey

Friday, July 1st, 2011

Sasha Grey oozes
Grey matter and sex appeal
Gets off working hard

Homegrown Video Haiku #5

Thursday, October 14th, 2010

sexy thai crystal
You made a sex tape
Now you want to sell it to(o)
Homegrown video

Haiku for Facial Cum Shots

Friday, January 30th, 2009

 

cute blonde with a big facial cumshot
cute blonde with a big facial cumshot

Like icing on cake

Last promise of something great

When the party ends

Haiku #2 for Anal Sex

Thursday, November 20th, 2008

hot girl prepares her ass for huge butt plug
hot girl prepares her ass for huge butt plug

Get down and dirty

In a tight spot a hot place

The sun never shines

Haiku for Homegrown Video

Thursday, November 6th, 2008

milf gives hubby a hot bj
milf gives hubby a hot bj

Homegrown Video

One more way to spice things up

Make amateur porn

Haiku for titty fucking

Monday, October 27th, 2008

Damon gets to titty fuck a hot brunette
Damon gets to titty fuck a hot brunette

What a cozy place

A nice soft space for hiding

Until the time comes

Haiku: Ode to Hairy Pussy

Tuesday, August 5th, 2008

Natural Bush 35 features more hot gals with unshaven pussies

hairy bushed hippy

chick even has arm pit hair

the summer of lust