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Being in the porn biz – especially amateur porn – as long as I had been, well, you see things. Crazy things. Sexy stuff, of course, but sometimes things that just pretty much leave you speechless like you just got caught masturbating in a gym locker after the girls soccer practice. I was interviewing Terry the housewife from Salt Lake City Utah and she was telling me all the wild stuff that she liked to do. She loves anal. She loves DP.
She loves giving gummers.
I know I had hesitated not really understanding quite what she meant by that but trying to figure it out before I looked like a moron when she dropped her dentures out and it became all too obvious. Well, never let it be said that I don’t have a taste for adventure and like as Hunter S. Thompson once said, “When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.” So I said, “Ok” and away we headed to shoot a homemade sex tape at my house.
Terry started by playing with a toy. Her pleasingly plump and curvaceous body was nice; I imagine in her 20′s that she was probably very much the “girl next door type” but age and experience and a few kids transformed her into the “milf next door” .
I watched and kept the camera rolling while she played with her sex toys until she beckoned me to join her. I was anxious to experience the gummer and my dick was hard and standing firm giving the “Ok, let’s do this” salute. She proceeded to suck and tongue my dick with enthusiasm and at the perfect moment she very seamlessly and almost invisibly pulled the dentures out in a swift motion that looked like she was merely wiping the slobber from her mouth left by the wet bj. But when her mouth went back to my cock…
Oh my freaking fucking ding dang ding-a-ling dong!
That shit felt AMAZING! It was kind of like a tickling sensation but so smooth and surreal because if there had been teeth it would have been “toothy” and miserable but with just gums there was nothing unpleasant about it at all. I was going to cum way too fast but she eased back. A moment later, she just as quickly popped her teeth back in and invited me to fuck her in her big round butt.
Kind of makes me look forward to being in the old folks home now to tell you the truth…
Check the video out at Homegrown – “Terry and Don” in “Bedroom Windows #53″!
Someone remarked to me the other day that he cannot figure out why there are so many television shows devoted to housewives these days. At Homegrown Video, I am of course privy to secrets of the human psyche which other people can only imagine or fantasize about so I had already formulated a hypothesis on the subject. First, housewives have a certain undeniable though still unfathomable sex appeal. Don’t believe it? Homegrown Video has proof.
Sexy housewives have been the most popular staple in the Homegrown Video line since day one back in 1982. In fact, the entire amateur porn revolution that Homegrown Video changed the face of porn was based not on a glamour girl with big fake boobs, but your average milf from next door. The typical amateur sending homemade sex tapes to Homegrown was probably in her late twenties to mid 30s, had maybe a few wrinkles and possibly some stretch marks and really was an actual housewife happily making amateur sex tapes to spice up the old love life. For these women, many of whom would never have expected to be considered so sexy, it was a wake-up call.
Being a housewife didn’t mean you couldn’t be a popular sex symbol too with tons of adoring fans. Despite being too busy running a household – shuffling kids, preparing meals, dealing with the house, to even have time to put on make-up or get the hair done, etc., being a housewife could still have sex appeal as well!
Since Homegrown was celebrating these women long before any “REAL” housewives shows popped up, one could actually argue that Homegrown Video was putting the sex appeal in housewives long before the network cable shows came calling. Now there are even women on these shows that have even gone so far as to make some amateur porn. See, in the end, it all comes around full circle…
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Who you know at least had sex
Best for the long term
When the Pam and Tommy sex video came out, which I still consider to be the least irritating and disappointing celebrity amateur porn, I bet many people felt like part of a dream had come true. Even if they were not the one in the amateur sex tape getting to have sex with sex symbol of the day Pamela Anderson, getting to see her get freaky deaky in amateur porn was about as close as they could get.
So forget all those disappointing celeb sex tapes that are just boring lame attempts to get notoriety and attention and imagine for a moment some celebs from past and present that would be an interesting to see in a homemade sex tape. Here is the Homegrown Video celebrity amateur porn wish list:
1. Natalie Wood was hot in a very natural girl next door sort of way. She was also supposedly quite the super sex kitten and apparently loved to indulge in threesomes. A threesome with her, Ali McGraw and Steve McQeen who were also known to love the wild and free loving ways of the super sixties sexual liberation would be so freaking hot. I bet someone finds a vault one day that has some super 8mm home videos of it all going down… so groovy…
2. Mae West is still the Gold Standard by which sex symbols will forever be judged. Sassy and busty and full of slippery and sexy innuendoes she was rumored to dig gang bangs and felt jizz kept her skin soft and youthfully supple. Cameras might have still been relatively new at the time but imaging her knocking back a bunch of dandies would certainly make some fine homemade sex footage.
3. If Homegrown is going to go with Mae West, then it is only fair to include Marilyn Monroe and the interesting thing is there supposedly is a Marilyn sex video. The authenticity is disputable but still the idea that she was making sex loops before she became famous while she was still waiting tables by day and hustling dates in the evening to get by in sleazy Hollywood is just way more fun to believe as being real as a homemade porn from Homegrown Video can ever be.
4. Scarlet Johannson would be awesome to see in a celebrity sex tape. She simply exudes pure wonderful sexual energy to me and the fact that she is curvy and all natural makes her a prime time fantasy for imagining in a homemade sex video.
5. Now maybe only the Star Wars fan boys are going to get me on this one – Carrie Fisher. I actually made some amateur porn with her, no lie – another story for another time though, but she was not actually in front of the camera but behind it helping to shoot the camera. However, at the end of the shoot, she asked to purchase the sex toy props called “Love Leash” to take home with her handsome boy toy. Whatever happened when they got home that night would surely make for an awesome Homegrown Video amateur porn scene!
I have always loved getting fan mail, but some days I have to jump and shout and do a little jig at my good fortune…
This is the kind of letter that makes me proud to be president of Homegrown Video and one of the last bastions of true amateur porn:
You take Sally, I’ll
Take Sue, have fun then some too
Our balls ain’t so blue
