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Homegrown Video Amateur Porn Contest

Saturday, August 21st, 2010

All videos submitted to Homegrown Video are now going to also be in consideration for a Judge’s Prize. Winners will be picked every month by the editors and owners of Homegrown Video for the hottest scene submitted to Homegrown. Scenes that are placed in the other series offered by Homegrown Video will also be considered.

In addition to paying top dollar for the winning scene the winner also gets a $500 cash bonus!

Send in your amateur porn homemade sex tapes and make more money with Homegrown Video.

Homegrown Video Restores Tracy Adams Amateur Porn Tape

Thursday, August 19th, 2010

Tracy Adams was a well known porn star in the eighties. Tracy is widely known for her big natural breasts and slutty sex appeal appearing in a couple hundred porn flicks. What most people don’t know is that Tracy once made an amateur porn tape for Homegrown Video. Homegrown is well known for getting homemade sex tapes from people that go on to be big name porn stars and getting them before the boob jobs and the attitudes have made them all look and act the same as each other. While this scene is very mellow action, sensual, rather than scorching, it is still sexy and a classic from the Homegrown Video amateur porn vault.

Homegrown Video Haiku for five minutes after orgasm

Thursday, June 17th, 2010

 

A warm breeze blows past

As your cock gives one more shrug

Thinks about the next time

Homegrown Video’s top ten ways to suggest a threesome

Monday, June 14th, 2010

 

  1. Two’s company and three is a threesome
  2. Common sense “dick-tates” that two giving head is always better than one
  3. We need three to practice paying it forward with orgasmic energy
  4. Threesomes mean half the work for twice the fun
  5. If we don’t have a threesome then the world is going to end and cannibalistic zombies will roam the earth preying on the few remaining inhabitants
  6. Threesomes are scientifically proven to enhance one’s sex life
  7. Truth or dare… have you ever had a threesome?
  8. Why have to choose one when both will do for a threesome?
  9. Why did the chicken cross the road? To have a threesome.
  10. Threesomes are great training for performing in your own Homegrown Video!

Homegrown Video top ten reasons to make amateur porn

Wednesday, June 9th, 2010

 

  1. Making amateur porn for Homegrown Video allows you to review and study your sex style and perfect advanced erotic techniques like the flying anal
  2. An amateur porn tape can make you part of an elite social club with charter members like Pamela Anderson and Paris Hilton
  3. Making an amateur porn tape for Homegrown Video gives you the opportunity to express your inner freak and make sexual fantasies become reality.
  4. Making an amateur porn tape is now regarded as one of the top considerations to add to a bucket list by four out of five porn professionals
  5. Amateur porn tapes are a fantastic way to prove to the world that you really are that good in bed
  6. An amateur porn tape for Homegrown Video is great for proof when you are telling one of those “remember when” stories to your grand children
  7. Having an amateur porn tape is great for review purposes when you get called for a foul because you “accidentally” went up the butt instead of the pussy
  8. Making an amateur porn video is a great way to practice for getting into the big leagues of adult video entertainment
  9. An amateur porn video is great way to meat knew friends…
  10. Homegrown Video pays sweet cash to people that send in their amateur porn vids!

Homegrown Video loves her small breasts

Thursday, May 20th, 2010

Small breasts, if you looked around the trade show floor would appear to be a detriment and an affront to the art of pornography. Tiny tits were like an abstract and minimalist rendition of what every other portrait of a porn girl looked like, where lush bosoms and ample buttocks were drawing crowds of gawkers. The critics and the pundits certainly had their two cents to spend on an opinion.

“She certainly has a unique look. Kind of like a Siamese cat. Something sort of sultry about her… and that pretty mouth, you just want to put your cock in and fuck it hard.” People who right porn video reviews always have strong opinions that border on kinky obsessions. No wonder. Eight hours of watching adult videos five days a week is enough to turn anyone into a freak. The guy handed me his card. I took it between my thumb and forefinger to try and minimize any potential contact with bodily fluids. I didn’t recognize the magazine but regardless I would have to kiss his pinky typing finger to make sure we came away with decent press for all our efforts. “You painted her with bigger boobs than she really has though.” No end to this embarrassment until we could break down the booth and turn ourselves back to San Diego.

“That is because, long story, that is really not a picture of Stephanie Swift.”

He looked at me with the slack blankness of disbelief and raised an eyebrow over a squint of skepticism.

“Well, she could really be a huge star if she gets her boobs done. I watched your scenes with her and she has this sort of slutty but sophisticated thing going on that is really hot.”

Homegrown Video praises Stephanie Swift

Tuesday, May 18th, 2010

Stephanie Swift had with deft and surefooted pluck had made the transition from amateur porn to become a starlet with a contract. Ten thousand other models would suck off a sweaty fat man in dirty underwear to be in her shoes. But, her success, her art, being a top starlet, all that meant she had to find a way to be unique and set herself apart from the nameless, un-contracted hordes of girls wanting prove themselves more artfully slutty than the last girl at the gate. This was a time when directors would enema a starlet’s asshole with various paints and require her to spray it out her ass, inadvertently creating pornographic tributes to Jackson Pollack. How does a girl not get lost in a game where trying to always top the last bit of outrageousness becomes required faire?

Certainly, doing the gang bang where she had to lick out each guys asshole, including the hairy butt orifice of Ron Jeremy, was one way, but Stephanie was smart enough to know that would only get her so far. She would have to set herself apart, not just by being sexually outrageous, but developing talents and her God given assets to keep fans and producers happy.

Walking the AVN trade show floor, one would instantly be struck by a few things. First, considering the number of booths offering everything from mushroom headed glass phalluses, to polished silver nipple clamps, flavored condoms, and models hawking every kind of porn, big boobs, black dicks, fat chicks, and midget orgies, transgender, transsexual, hetero, gay, and bisexual play. Standing out in the vast mass of it would not be easy, but Stephanie clued in quickly and figured out her niche. She wasn’t going to go any further down the gross out gag factor dark and dirty fecal path of perversity. She would celebrate her natural and beautiful assets. At a time when every starlet was determined to get a boob job she would stay organic. Saline and silicone free. Instead of buying a new rack of tits that would fit like a pair of bolt on boobs, she would keep her breasts natural, no matter that they were small by industry standards.

Homegrown Video loves swingers!

Monday, May 17th, 2010

I have always loved getting fan mail, but some days I have to jump and shout and do a little jig at my good fortune…

This is the kind of letter that makes me proud to be president of Homegrown Video and one of the last bastions of true amateur porn:

homegrown video letter from swinger

ten reasons webmasters love Homegrown Video

Wednesday, February 3rd, 2010

1. Homegrown Video is known for throwing funky, unique webmaster parties where the president of the company gets naked and hands out gift bags walking like an ape-like simian beast.

2. Homegrown Video was stockpiling true amateur niche content since before many webmasters were even born.

3. Homegrown Video staff and management has been known to donate foot rubs at trade events… and don’t worry we didn’t take pictures for a new feet fetish line or anything like that.

4. Homegrown Video has been around long enough that you don’t have to worry about the company being fly by night, flash in the pan, reckless as a new money rock star or anything like that.

5. Homegrown Video once offered a pay-per-view fundraising charity event called “orgy for world peace”.

6. Homegrown Video makes the kind of mainstream news that makes selling the brand a lot easier than selling some sort of generic johnny come lately product that people could care less about.

7. Homegrown Video took on multi-million dollar lawsuits like Acacia that would have ended up taxing even the newest of the newbies unfairly.

8. With a name like Homegrown, you know we gotta be smokin…

9. Webmasters can set their own trial pricing to figure out what converts best for their traffic

10. Homegrown Video finally had the common sense to move into NATS which webmasters actually don’t mind using.

10 reasons Cherries won AVN award, Best Amateur Sex Series

Thursday, January 14th, 2010

 

1.        Homegrown Video is not only the longest running series in the history of porn it is also the most experienced at bribing the judges with liquor, hookers, and cocaine.

2.       With a name like “cherries” you know there are going to be some sweet, tasty, amateur sex scenes

3.       Four out of five pervs love the way Homegrown Video’s “Cherries” makes their dicks hard

4.       If you keep making great amateur porn like Homegrown Video then sooner or later someone is bound to finally notice that you make great amateur porn like “Cherries”

5.       The competition relied on using the same girls you see in every single new xxx video release so the judges had too hard a time differentiating between them

6.       Life is like a bowl of “Cherries” videos, you watch one great amateur sex scene with barely legal nubiles and you can’t help but watch the rest

7.       Homegrown Video conveniently removes all the hairy arm pits from its Cherries amateur sex scenes and puts those in our Natural Bush series

8.       AVN realized that we had already won so many times for our Homegrown Video series that they had to give us an award for one of our other series to avoid being repetitious

9.       Nice guys finish last but quality amateur porn wins AVN awards – that is all there is to it

10.   Homegrown Video is the longest running series in the history of porn so you have to figure that we must have figured out how to do one or two things right