Why would you want to

Pull out of her warm wet cunt

At the best damn time

Way back when, in a galaxy far,  far away, about the time when we took over Homegrown Video, buying it out of a bankruptcy with money borrowed from our Ma, there was a stark realization that no distributors would touch Homegrown even with a box of condoms on because they were so pissed at the previous ownership. We had a vast library. Duplication decks to record tapes. Desks and chairs. However, every call to a distributor would be answered with a ‘click’ which was the sound of them hanging up on us as soon as we mentioned the word “Homegrown”. We surely would have gone out of business if it were not for a small but very active list of direct mail customers who also happened to be very vocal about what they liked or did not like.

This cadre of customers taught us quickly that whatever we thought the people wanted to see in porn was counter-intuitive to what people actually craved. Forget the stuff I learned in Los Angeles’ porn valley productions. Our customers wanted more CREAM PIE! They wanted more HAIRY PUSSY! They didn’t care about sweet young sluts that didn’t know how to fuck. They wanted hot housewives by day but amateur video whores by night. We are lucky that we listened to them because that is why we are still in business today.

We created “Cream Pie Club” and “Natural Bush” in response to our customers but also as a way to get around the distributors not taking our calls. Once those series had developed a following and we engendered the trust of our buyers then we let the distributors know… oh yeah, we are also those guys that do Homegrown Video – remember, you used to hang up on us. Now Homegrown Video has earned its rightful place in history as “the longest running series in porn”. Wouldn’t have happened without those fans telling us exactly what to do.

10. Fans got sick of seeing so many facial cumshots in porn that they rebelled and demanded internal cumshots to relieve the monotony.

9. More guys can relate to how good cumming in woman’s pussy feels than they can relate to every woman willingly taking a big load on the face.

8. Cream pie cumshots offer a greater element of surprise to porn viewers as they sit in excited anticipation for the jizz to run out of a freshly fucked cunt.

7. Cream pies are a delicious low carb, high protein dessert alternative but be mindful of the sodium and be secure in your sexuality because tasting your own sperm in your spouse or girlfriend’s cunt does not make you gay… yet.

6. Cream pie cumshots give all those thousands and thousands of sperm at least a fighting chance of making it to the big time…

5. Dudes don’t have to worry about trying to compete with a male porn star’s ability to pull out, jump up, and assume some sort of yoga position to deliver a pop shot theatrically to the face, tits, belly, and/or ass.

4. Cream pie cumshots are more heartfelt and earnest just like white unicorns sniffing clover amidst beds of violets and dandelions.

3. Asking “can I cum in your cunt?” goes over way better than “Can I cum in your face and by the way there is a slight chance that I may cum in your eye which will sting like hell and everyone will think you have pink eye for the next week”.

2. Cream pie cumshots are just like cream pies tossed by clowns – they bring a smile, no one gets hurt, and you feel like the circus just came to town.

1. Because Homegrown Video has the longest running series devoted to cream pie cumshots, “Cream Pie Club”!

So much depends on

The white cum load in the cunt

Glazed with hot wet sweat