1. You had to make amateur porn in order to pay for puppy chow to save starving Pomeranians in Spain.
2. The US Government asked you to perform in homemade sex videos as part of an effort to undermine terrorist influence in Pasaic, NJ.
3. Making amateur porn gave you a renewed sense of duty and purpose after losing your Pomeranian puppy while  in Spain as you were assisting the Basque Resistance before being deported to Pasaic.
4. An artist needs to be able to freely express his or herself and making an amateur porn inspired a dialectical introspection that invoked a subtext of erotic revolution and provoked dissociation from the metaphysical posturing of post-modernist nihilistic  propaganda.
5. You didn’t actually make an amateur porn. That was just someone that has been trying to get you back ever since you accidentally tripped him during a dodgeball game in 5th grade and he had plastic surgery done so he could look exactly like  you and frame you to look like you make some amateur porn videos.
6. Someone told you that you looked like a million bucks and suggested making an amateur home sex video to use as a ticket to help you collect your prize money.
7. How could you be in an amateur porn video if you actually got paid for it? Doesn’t that mean you were in a professional amateur porn video instead?
8. Demand proof and then ask whomever provides an example to explain what the hell he or she is doing watching porn in the first place.
9. Explain that it seemed to do wonders for Kim Kardashian and she has a really big huge ass so even if your ass is only half as big and even if you only did half as well as a result that it would still be great.
10. Because Homegrown Video has been paying for the best real homemade style amateur porn since 1982 and your turn finally came up!

In 1982, Homegrown Video became the first company to distribute homemade sex videos and changed the entire landscape of adult videos forever. Before Youtube made everyone a producer, director, and star of their own movies just as Steven Spielberg once predicted the access to video cameras would change the world of movie-making, Homegrown Video put the power of being a porn star in the hands, and private parts, of the masses. The effort was grassroots, and like grass, when it caught fire it spread quickly to change the entire face of porn. Even professional high glamour companies, from Playboy to Vivid et. al., began to offer amateur stylized productions.

Homegrown paved the way for “gonzo” and “reality” porn, offspring of amateur porn. It laid the foundation for celebrity sex tapes, from Tanya Harding through Kim Kardashian and Paris Hilton. Homegrown Video made making a homemade sex video fun and more importantly – normal – and even sort of acceptable in a mischievously naughty sort of way. If your next door neighbor might be doing it, then people didn’t have to feel so weird about themselves enjoying this form of entertainment. In this way, Homegrown Video helped bring porn out of the shadows in San Fernando valley, and into the bright light of mainstream consciousness.

Homegrown Video did not stop shaping the landscape there either and continued to innovate by digging down into what customers really wanted, then building mountains of content to satisfy them specifically. Focusing on niche themed fare in the days before the internet became a what it is today, Homegrown launched series like “CreamPie Club” and “Natural Bush” that addressed exactly what customers were looking for in their porn and catered to niches that had previously been completely neglected. As one fan once wrote, “Now I don’t have to keep watching movies shot in 1970 if I want to see hairy pussies”.

Just as Apple’s i-Tunes changed the way people listen to music, Homegrown Video changed the way people look at porn. Not only that, it changed the way people look in porn. Eric Schlosser, the author of “Fast Food Nation”, says in his book “Reefer Madness” that “Made by the people, for the people, Homegrown Video represents the democracy of porn”. Today, the face of porn is no longer necessarily a blond busty beauty with big fake boobs; it might be a housewife in Ohio, or a privileged socialite, a big beautiful woman or a skinny young co-ed with a very hairy pussy, thanks to Homegrown Video’s impact on the world of porn.

Homegrown Video knows that housewives often make the best amateur porn. Maybe because they hate the title of “house wife” so much and don’t want to be thought of as such. Maybe they really do fuck the milk man, the post man, and the pool guy but that still isn’t enough to satisfy their unquenchable sexual urges. I just don’t know. Hot wives really are the heart and soul and orgasm of amateur homemade sex movies and they deserve praise and a raised penis salute. So, without further ado… here are some of Homegrown Video’s favorite horny wives:

Running a family budget using all the modern conveniences…

A cup of hot coffee and some gi-norm-ous freaking natural boobies will make any husband ready for work!

“Honey, the kids are gone tonight on a sleepover so I think you better get home right now and give me a sweet cream pie!”

The sort of smile that makes you want to drop everything you are doing and make a Homegrown Video!

Dylan likes her pussy filled with hot jizz!

Homegrown Video is always proud to carry the torch for the fans of cream pies. There simply is not enough good amateur cream pies out there because too many companies ignore the fans of the creampie niche altogether. The fact is “Cream Pies” has been one of the top selling lines in the entire history of the company! So, due to popular demand, Homegrown Video will be once again celebrating “Cream Pie Wednesday” which means a hot new cream pie fuck scene added every hump day, just the way people like it, steaming hot and excellent for sexy dessert!

With kids out at school

milk man’s on his way over

to deliver cream

An unidentified white male writes:

I am a 55 year old white man. I love to see only scenes of white men between the legs of black hairy wet women. That’s why I order Homegrown Video 667 a year ago, that video let me down, you think the word amateur video means everything goes. White boy did not come inside black pussy, that what I want to see. How can I order from that HGV Homegrown Attractions you sent me free 6 months ago?

I like one of white boy cream inside black women, it only last 2 seconds. Please get back with me on that question. Use some white out and make money order to yourself. I want only you white men with black women (amateur) business.

Editor note: We will see what we can do but in the meantime you are always welcome to run that part of the scene in slow motion on your dvd player until we get you what you want…

1.       Amateur porn avoids trying to turn you on with music you wouldn’t even want to hear on an elevator

2.       In amateur porn when people have sex on an elevator it really could be the same place you stayed last summer on vacation

3.       Amateur porn does not require non actors to pretend like the know how to act in order to have hot fucking sex

4.       Pro porn makes the viewer think that sex is boring but watching amateur porn is a fine way to relieve boredom

5.       Amateur porn performers look just as good at the end of the sex as they did at the beginning while pro performers tend to lose their looks by the time the makeup has been fucked off.

6.       Amateur porn offers hope and salvation for those of us that fantasize about having hot sex while pro porn sets an expectation of sex that will only tend to get you slapped in the face if you try it at home

7.       Amateur porn doesn’t try to convince you that fake orgasms are actually better than real ones

8.       Pro porn for some inexplicable reason always tends to cut away just when the action is getting good and leaves you with a feeling of masturbatory vertigo

9.        Amateur porn tends to linger on the stuff you like to see which makes it ok even if the cat walks across the screen in the middle of the action

10.   Homegrown Video is the longest running series in the history of porn so amateur sex videos must have something special about them!

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At this year’s AVN Awards Show, often referred to as the “Academy Awards of Porn”, Homegrown Video won the distinction of “Best Amateur Series” for its line named after a fruit long associated with virginity. “Cherries” won over judges and viewer’s hearts and other body parts with nice fresh amateur performers that are virgins to making sex videos and have lost none of their fresh faced innocence. Their real virtue lies in not having become jaded automatons whose every move, no matter how evidently sexual, becomes a boringly repetitious affair.

Homegrown Video was likewise honored with multiple nominations for other titles and series in its vast library. “Best Amateur Release” nominations included “Backyard Amateurs #15” and “Cherries #62” as well as “Well Hung Amateurs #11”. Nominations for “Best Amateur Series” praised “Backyard Amateurs”, “Cherries” (the winner), and “Well Hung Amateurs” and of course the industry legend “Homegrown Video”. Specialty series like “Deepthroat Virgins” and “Creampie Club” received nominations as well. Not only was Homegrown recognized by AVN, but other accolades fell to Homegrown Video when it was also honored by Adult DVD Empire for “Cherries #62” which proved to be one of top selling titles in its pantheon of titles.

Homegrown Video gloried in another triumphant moment when its president, the performer formerly known as Tim Lake gained induction to the Hall of Fame. Mr. Lake started making amateur videos in the early nineties for Homegrown and other companies before becoming the owner of Homegrown.

Homegrown Video takes great pride in its contributions to the world of adult entertainment. In 1982, the company revolutionized the world of porn by distributing homemade sex tapes that were sent in by regular people, folks that might be your neighbors, from all over the world. US News and World Report once stated, “Made by the people for the people, Homegrown Video represents the democracy of porn”.

Cute redhead schoolgirl Avril broke into an office to steal some tests. Screech the janitor caught her redhanded! She wants to keep him from telling so she gives him head and shows off her hairy bush. He fucks the college cutie and cums inside her. Perfect solution! Eri’ka Kane is a hot brunette. She does a strip tease and rubs her pussy before Rick joins her on the bed. They fuck in missionary, doggy and reverse cowgirl before he dumps a creamy man-wad in her pussy. Sexy blond Hungarian Adrianna Russo kisses on her man Gery. He fingers her and they fuck doggy style, spoon, cowgirl and reverse cowgirl before he unleashes and they present a cream pie to the world. Hot Roxanna is a babe from Enland. She wants to do a cream pie with her boyfriend Johnny. They kiss and rub and soon are fucking hard, ending only when her pussy is full of jizz.

10. Hot cum is great for warming a frigid pussy on a chilly day

9. Cumming inside a hot wet pussy is easier to hide than a facial when you are having a quickie in a public space like a McDonalds for example

8. When a guy pulls out and the cum is running out of her orifice then both partners can share a hearty laugh when someone yells “whoopee, we done made a creampie!”

7. Cream pie cumshots are favored by nine out of ten circus clowns

6. Cream pie cumshots are the sexual equivalent of a fresh chocolate éclair

5. Delivering a hot cream pie cumshot means never having to say “sorry, I was going to pull out”

4. A nice pussy full of cum stays fresh and warm and ready for more penetration for days

3. Cream pie cumshots prevent accidental ejaculations in your partner’s eyeball

2. A good cream pie makes your cock and balls feel like a job well done

1. Cream pies are one of the reasons Homegrown Video has been popular so long because folks like to see the way real people have sex!