Haiku for big natural tits
Monday, September 15th, 2008
When choosing melons
Squeeze and feel the firm ripeness
Organic is best
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Big boob reminiscence
Wednesday, August 13th, 2008
My first big break in mainstream porn came when I was hired to play a bit (naughty bit, that is) part in porn auteur John Leslie’s shot on film adult masterpiece entitled “Chameleons, not the sequel”. Nobody said the name was a masterpiece. I didn’t have much to do in the way of dialog. John had seen me in a Max Hardcore movie and thought I had a peculiar and unsettling quality about me. All he wanted me to do really was be essentially peculiar and unsettling and laugh in a peculiar and unsettling way. The scene involved a couple of early 90′s porn sensations, Ashlyn Gere and Dierdre Hollander, entering some sort of weird sex club with their sexually adventuresome entourage and finding me languishing on the stairs. Ashlyn mocks me for a minute then forces one of her erotic playmates to fuck me. The beautiful and sexy and absolutely big natural boobed starlet Fawn Miller, a swinger from back East, moved toward me.
Earlier in the day, a more seasoned performer by the name of Nick East asked me “How long you been in the biz?” I told him that it was my second movie since moving out of amateur and into mainstream porn. He pretty much sneered at me. “Well, you probably aren’t going to be able to get it up so that means I am going to have to stunt cock for you.”
What do you say to that?
I wasn’t really thinking about that though when Fawn approached me. Her eyes lowered to my erection and she smiled. I was in heaven as she straddled me and my face was planted in her heaving breasts. The camera kept rolling. I came and gave the camera person enough warning to get the shot – like a pro. Then I said I could do it again if they liked. John and the camera crew all laughed. Ok. The camera kept rolling and I delivered another “money shot” in good time. Nick scowled but had to later admit, “You did…ok”.
When we bought Homegrown Video, I was going through the old library and found an amateur tape that Fawn Miller had submitted years and years before. I watched her footage. I wished I could ask for just one more take.. just to make sure we got it right…
Top Ten Reasons Guys Love Big Boobs
Tuesday, August 12th, 200810. Big boobs are great for adjusting eye focus in order to ensure proper eye contact when communicating meaningfully
9. Suckling big boobs provides immeasurable stress relief
8. The bounce of big boobs is helpful in studying the physics of wave forms
7. Big boobs are known to improve performance in a variety of sports such as baseball, football, and hockey
6. Big boobs are very useful in the control of traffic in car congested cities
5. Big boobs not only seem effective at relieving the effects of aging but also can be used to measure the onset of mid-life crisis
4. Big boobs can act as a buoyancy aid in case of an emergency at sea
3. Beer simply tastes better with big boobs
2. Massaging big boobs increases circulation to the groin area which can greatly enhance coital interactions
1. Without big boobs there would be no bromskis!
Haiku for Big Boobs
Monday, August 11th, 2008
tender ripe melons
milky white with pink nipples
round, ripe, succulent
