The last straw wasn’t when the boyfriend found out that you did the boy/girl fuck scenes without telling him. He got over that as quick as the next week’s hotel bill being due. The last straw wasn’t even when he drunkenly got pissed off and mean as a fucking snake with a nail through its tail either; he took the swing at you that left a bruise but that wasn’t the last straw either, even when you had to make an excuse for the mark. Saying that it happened on a fetish shoot yesterday got the director off your back even though he grumbled about having to deal with extra time in make-up to hide it and time is money. You could even forgive him for smoking the last bit of weed or doing the last line of that crystal that burned like a motherfucker.

Nope, all that was bad but the problem came down to the fact that you were doing all the work. He did jack shit because after a while the pick your dick up meds stops working no matter how many you pop. When the guy can’t get his dick hard and can’t get any real work and is just jerking off for $50 bucks  a pop in a gang bang that just wasn’t going to pay the bills, buy the drugs, or even purchase a ticket to get the bus home. At this point, it wouldn’t be so much breaking up as it would be firing his lazy ass and kicking him to the curb so you could make some real cash without him holding you back.

At this point you would be willing to do more anal scenes, as long as the money is good, and there are a few directors out there that said to let them know when you were willing to take some cock – besides the dick of that dickhead ex-boyfriend that couldn’t get his dick hard – up your asshole. Once those options ran dry then a change of hair color and a new stage name would be the way to go. Rebooting the career might be just the thing to do under the circumstances.

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Being in the porn biz – especially amateur porn – as long as I had been, well, you see things. Crazy things. Sexy stuff, of course, but sometimes things that just pretty much leave you speechless like you just got caught masturbating in a gym locker after the girls soccer practice. I was interviewing Terry the housewife from Salt Lake City Utah and she was telling me all the wild stuff that she liked to do. She loves anal. She loves DP.

She loves giving gummers.

I know I had hesitated not really understanding quite what she meant by that but trying to figure it out before I looked like a moron when she dropped her dentures out and  it became all too obvious. Well, never let it be said that I don’t have a taste for adventure and like as Hunter S. Thompson once said, “When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.” So I said, “Ok” and away we headed to shoot a homemade sex tape at my house.

Terry started by playing with a toy. Her pleasingly plump and curvaceous body was nice; I imagine in her 20′s that she was probably very much the “girl next door type” but age and experience and a few kids transformed her into the “milf next door” .

I watched and kept the camera rolling while she played with her sex toys until she beckoned me to join her. I was anxious to experience the gummer and my dick was hard and standing firm giving the “Ok, let’s do this” salute. She proceeded to suck and tongue my dick with enthusiasm and at the perfect moment she very seamlessly and almost invisibly pulled the dentures out in a swift motion that looked like she was merely wiping the slobber from her mouth left by the wet bj. But when her mouth went back to my cock…

Oh my freaking fucking ding dang ding-a-ling dong!

That shit felt AMAZING! It was kind of like a tickling sensation but so smooth and surreal because if there had been teeth it would have been “toothy” and miserable but with just gums there was nothing unpleasant about it at all. I was going to cum way too fast but she eased back. A moment later, she just as quickly popped her teeth back in and invited me to fuck her in her big round butt.

Kind of makes me look forward to being in the old folks home now to tell you the truth…

Check the video out at Homegrown – “Terry and Don” in “Bedroom Windows #53″!

Homegrown Video knows that housewives often make the best amateur porn. Maybe because they hate the title of “house wife” so much and don’t want to be thought of as such. Maybe they really do fuck the milk man, the post man, and the pool guy but that still isn’t enough to satisfy their unquenchable sexual urges. I just don’t know. Hot wives really are the heart and soul and orgasm of amateur homemade sex movies and they deserve praise and a raised penis salute. So, without further ado… here are some of Homegrown Video’s favorite horny wives:

Running a family budget using all the modern conveniences…

A cup of hot coffee and some gi-norm-ous freaking natural boobies will make any husband ready for work!

“Honey, the kids are gone tonight on a sleepover so I think you better get home right now and give me a sweet cream pie!”

The sort of smile that makes you want to drop everything you are doing and make a Homegrown Video!

1. Hippie chicks don’t wear panties so that their hairy pussies can air dry
2. Hippie chicks usually know how to dance the Dance of the Seven Veils.
3. Sex lasts as long as the music is jamming and the jam never ends for hippie chicks
4. Hippie chicks would rather make love… a lot… than make war… NOT!
5. Patchouli oil reminds us of the smell of yummy punani
6. Hippie chicks dig it when you jam your cock in and noodle around until everyone is hallucinating
7. When hippie chicks go topless and go atop their boyfriend’s shoulders to check out the jam band then everyone gets filled with that sense of joy only a beautiful bouncing set of boobies can deliver
8. “There is nothing like a Grateful Dead show” because there is nothing like a bunch of hippie chicks running around naked just for the fun of it and not like a bunch of strippers trying to strip you for tips.
9. Following a band like Furthur or Phish oftentimes means riding hard and getting put away wet…
10. Homegrown Video loves hippie chicks because they send us their homemade sex tapes that often feature the hairy pussy amateur porn that our fans love so much!

I always tell people that I was inpired to get into amateur porn which eventually meant finding Homegrown Video during a life changing wonderfully provacative acid trip at a Grateful Dead concert in Berkeley in the mid 80s.

Most people would never in a million years equate eroticism with the jam band stylings of the grand daddy of jam bands, the Grateful Dead. For the freak that I am and cannot hide from being, the elongated instrumental jams, especially on tunes that completely stretch the horizons of musical spontaneity and ingenuity like “Dark Star”, inspire and stimulate some erotic trigger deep in my reptilian brain where instinct and impulse shape sensuality.

Sure, there is plenty of music out there that makes you want to fuck like the Easter Bunny eating egg shaped Viagra tablets. The bump and grind beat your meat of funk, the shake your rump ecstasy groovings of electronica in its various forms come to mind. But some Dead jams for me stimulated something deeply sexual and felt more like an entire immersion in pleasure, with foreplay, frenzied fucking, and the denouement of post coital bliss, only to build back up again to screaming orgasmic joyful rapture.

Maybe it was the site of all those bra-less big breast hippie chicks dancing like dervish gypsy witches that could spin a hex on you that would have you walking around with an erection for the next week. Maybe they would control your brain and make you say and do… things, naughty things, like begging them to sit our your face and grind her hairy pussy on your mouth while her clit bumps your nose. Even now, the whiff of patchouli, which has some sort of muskiness to it reminiscent of wet pussy, can put a spell on me.

Ok, I am a little ashamed to admit that…

Amateur porn and professional wrestling share some similarities that you might not have been previously aware of. Self trained hopefuls vie for an opportunity to show off what they can do, moaning,straining, groaning, sweating away for the chance to prove they are ready for the big time. Some might make it to the spotlights and be put on a pedestal by their fans, even go on to mainstream entertainment pursuits in Hollywood. Others will simply enjoy the moment, and be content to fade off into obscurity.

Now Homegrown Video has a videos from someone ready to bridge the divide and unite the two worlds for the first time. Meet Maximo! Not only is he a mma trained fighter who wrestles professionally, but he has also appeared in a variety of reality shows, he is also the man behind the mask sending in amateur porn with a twist… and a leghold… and of course the epic exertions of the PILEDRIVER!

Tracy Adams was a well known porn star in the eighties. Tracy is widely known for her big natural breasts and slutty sex appeal appearing in a couple hundred porn flicks. What most people don’t know is that Tracy once made an amateur porn tape for Homegrown Video. Homegrown is well known for getting homemade sex tapes from people that go on to be big name porn stars and getting them before the boob jobs and the attitudes have made them all look and act the same as each other. While this scene is very mellow action, sensual, rather than scorching, it is still sexy and a classic from the Homegrown Video amateur porn vault.

I am not sure we want to set off a chain reaction revolution because that sounds a little bit dangerous. However, I promise Homegrown Video will keep putting out quality amateur videos.

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