Nice couch... I mean ass!

Sex on a brown couch

you couldn’t give it away

not with that cum stain…

"But this is my 'O' face..."

When you have been so deeply immersed in the wild and wacky world of amateur porn as long as I have,  you learn a few things, actually, you learn a lot of things – in fact, probably something new every day about not just the way that people make homemade sex videos but  about so much more. You learn about mores, and trends, and fascinations, naked truths and personalities laid bare by circumstance and circumspect opinions, prejudices, fixations, proclivities, of private matters and public concerns. You learn a lot, including volumes of useless trivia you won’t even be able to use in a game of “Trivial Pursuits”.

You learn the exact day when amateur porn stopped being amateur.

The sky didn’t exactly fall. Fissures in the Earth did not suddenly open and whole cities cave into a great cataclysm. However, sadly enough, and perhaps just as catastrophic, a bit of fun did escape out to dissipate in the atmosphere and disappear from the planet forever. On August 12, 1984, at exactly 3:00 pm, Martha and Timothy Appleton decided to produce a homemade sex video for no other reason than they were trying to make enough money to replace the ottoman in the living room; the cat had so mercilessly used the original one as a scratch pad.

Homegrown Video knows that housewives often make the best amateur porn. Maybe because they hate the title of “house wife” so much and don’t want to be thought of as such. Maybe they really do fuck the milk man, the post man, and the pool guy but that still isn’t enough to satisfy their unquenchable sexual urges. I just don’t know. Hot wives really are the heart and soul and orgasm of amateur homemade sex movies and they deserve praise and a raised penis salute. So, without further ado… here are some of Homegrown Video’s favorite horny wives:

Running a family budget using all the modern conveniences…

A cup of hot coffee and some gi-norm-ous freaking natural boobies will make any husband ready for work!

“Honey, the kids are gone tonight on a sleepover so I think you better get home right now and give me a sweet cream pie!”

The sort of smile that makes you want to drop everything you are doing and make a Homegrown Video!

Yes, those boobs are real

Mary Louise is one of my favorite Homegrown Video girls of all time. She didn’t make a lot of videos for us, only a couple, but she left an ever-lasting impression. She was a very hot housewife from San Diego although she moved from there in order to raise her kids. Still, I am pretty sure there are a few mouths still open from her draw dropping good looks. Mary Louise is the ultimate sexy house wife fantasy. She literally could be your next door neighbor and she does truly love being a sexual person and is not ashamed to admit it. Her husband loves her and doesn’t get freaked out that she sometimes liked to live life on the wild side. Bringing home girls from her job tending bar in Mission Beach, contacting Homegrown Video to make a home made sex tape, and things like that were cool with him.

We heard from her a few months back. Apparently she was ready to make some more home made porn but just wanted to make sure we wre still buying videos and all that. Life was going well but she needed to get some Ya-Ya’s out and we are the perfect way to do that… and make  some cash on the side. She was trying to get her husband on board, but he had become a bit more shy about doing one.

That is ok.

We are jealous just thinking about what she might be doing to him in order to convince him that it was time to make more amateur porn…

One of my favorite Homegrown Video housewives is a swinger mom who worked as a fitness expert and trainer by day, even working with some of San Diego’s pro athletes.  Shauntee is truly an amateur porn superstar and the kind of woman that put the “home” in Homegrown Video, meaning her scenes for us burned down the house, brought it all home for good, and homed in on exactly what we like to see in an amateur sex video. Completely uninhibited and unashamed she loved to make homemade sex videos for all the right reasons.

She literally got off on imagining people watching her fuck on video. Yes, she wore a wig to hide her identity. After all, she had her kids and her day job to be concerned with but she was not going to let that stop her from sucking and fucking for the camera. She had her husband’s blessing and acceptance that he could only handle so much… and she needed more… sex. Literally insatiable, when she shot for Homegrown she was up for anything.

Cock in the ass? Ok, why not? Two guys for a DP? Ok. Threesomes, foursomes, orgies, oh my! She had done the swing scene in San Diego and loved it all.  Homegrown Video was the next logical step in making all her fantasies come true.

Real or fake... take the touch test!

Over the years, at Homegrown Video, we have been in the very unique position of meeting the very real housewives whom we all fantasized about at one time or another. I can remember to this day which of my friends had the hot mom’s…  I would imagine them taking me aside to initiate my virginal teenie-bopper pimply young dumb and full of cum ass into the ways of love in the art of sex. They were older and bolder and even a half inch of cleavage would be enough to make me stand up and salute the captain of my shorts a few times a day.

Getting older the fantasy became wondering which of my buttoned up, tied down, prim and proper neighbors were actually heading to the swinger’s club on Friday night for the weekly gang bang and orgy away from the home and kids and all the other concerns of day to day toil. Some folks you just get a feeling about. There is a certain glimmer in their eye perhaps, maybe a sly little grin that seems to say “Why don’t you join in for a sweet fucking threesome?”  But you leave it up to the imagination because, well, what if they really are totally uptight and only have sex once a year on Sunday after Church and an extra prayer for good measure?

At Homegrown we get to know the real housewives by day but complete slut whore insatiable sex fiends by night. These beautiful hot wives actually do the whole soccer mom thing. They run the household. They put the meals together and do the laundry and all of that stuff that is not terribly sexy. But turn on the camera and all of a sudden they become the real housewives that most people only fantasize about. They send their home made sex video to Homegrown and each has a story to tell… and a sexy side to reveal that you would never have expected…

Housewife by day, harlot by night

Real housewives love sex

You can tell the way they act

At least on tv…

1. Housewives have all the time in the world to think about sex… well… after doing everything else for everyone else and there is nothing else to do or think about and if she doesn’t have a headache and sleep is still far enough around the corner and she has already figured out what is happening tomorrow as soon as the kids wake up…
2. Sexy housewives are so adept at juggling all the other aspects of life that they must be good and juggling your nuts…
3. The smell of baby barf, and scrambled eggs, and sour spilt milk, and some fecal dust from he husbands stink ass morning farts is enough to turn anyone on
4. Real housewives as you can clearly see for yourself on television are apparently all sexy and rich enough that you never have to worry about having enough cash or getting sex ever again…
5. Real hot housewives make sure that the mail is always delivered on time, and the milk is always fresh, the lawn is always cut, and the pool is always clean.
6. Sexy real housewives get to be on television and serve as a shining example of today’s modern house wife, freed from the inequities and injustices of past paternalistic chauvinistic patronizing patrimonies and living the quintessential feminine version of the American Dream.
7. Real Housewives are really hot because an hour or two in hair and make-up getting put together by trained professionals is enough to make anyone look at least half decent
8. Horny real housewives make such excellent erotic fantasies precisely because they are so unattainable as to become the objects of fetishistic desires… and wearing nothing but an apron while going barefoot in the kitchen is just really hot to think about…
9. Real housewives are really sexy just because and if you don’t happen to agree then don’t count on getting any sex for the next decade or so…
10. Real housewives are really great at sending sexy homemade porn tapes to Homegrown Video!

Someone remarked to me the other day that he cannot figure out why there are so many television shows devoted to housewives these days. At Homegrown Video, I am of course privy to secrets of the human psyche which other people can only imagine or fantasize about so I had already formulated a hypothesis on the subject. First, housewives have a certain undeniable though still unfathomable sex appeal. Don’t believe it? Homegrown Video has proof.

Sexy housewives have been the most popular staple in the Homegrown Video line since day one back in 1982. In fact, the entire amateur porn revolution that Homegrown Video changed the face of porn was based not on a glamour girl with big fake boobs, but your average milf from next door. The typical amateur sending homemade sex tapes to Homegrown was probably in her late twenties to mid 30s, had maybe a few wrinkles and possibly some stretch marks and really was an actual housewife happily making amateur sex tapes to spice up the old love life. For these women, many of whom would never have expected to be considered so sexy, it was a wake-up call.

Being a housewife didn’t mean you couldn’t be a popular sex symbol too with tons of adoring fans.  Despite being too busy running a household – shuffling kids, preparing meals, dealing with the house, to even have time to put on make-up or get the hair done, etc., being a housewife could still have sex appeal as well!

Since Homegrown was celebrating these women long before any “REAL” housewives shows popped up, one could actually argue that Homegrown Video was putting the sex appeal in housewives long before the network cable shows came calling. Now there are even women on these shows that have even gone so far as to make some amateur porn. See, in the end, it all comes around full circle…

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Some amateur sex video fans have always been politically active – the hairy pussy fans come to mind first and foremost. I think because they were such an oppressed segment of the market for such a long time, they had to bond together to be pro-active and take action against the inequity of being forced to watch old 70’s porn classics in order to see some hairy pussy for so long. They formed clubs, unions, ways to collectively bargain and demand greater satisfaction from video companies. One company that heard them loud and clear and was willing to champion their cause was Homegrown Video.

Homegrown stepped up and said “If you want to see more hairy cunts then by the grace of the Gillette razor company we intend to bring you hairier pussies!” Homegrown entered “Natural Bush” as a candidate for best release devoted to the hairy beaver niche and it was a winner that still holds official bragging rights to this day, earning Homegrown Video a prestigious “best niche studio” award from Xbiz.

The Homegrown Video website is unique in many ways but one of the less titillating but no less stimulating ways that it puts a new spin on user satisfaction embraces the democratic principles inspired by those revolutionary hairy pussy fans. Homegrown allows members the right to vote on upcoming updates so the members actually have a voice in what gets posted on the site.

Homegrown Video stands for TRUTH, JUSTICE, and the RIGHT TO HAIRY PUSSY amateur porn!

Now that is a hairy bush!