10. Sex and football both have passing, rushing, scoring, and tackles, but sex also has orgasms.

9. Without sexy cheerleaders adding sex appeal the Super Bowl would just be a bunch of jocks grabbing their crotches and smacking each other’s asses. Hold on. I guess there are some people that would find that sexy.

8. The Super Bowl happens once per year and everyone is happy about that but anyone that gets sex only one time per year is usually bumming big time.

7. The Super Bowl charges millions and millions of dollars to advertise but sex can be had for less than the cost of a six pack of PBR.

6.  In the Super Bowl, one team will win and the other will lose, but in sex everyone can go home a winner.

5. Sex doesn’t require non-stop play by play announcers trying to fill airtime with dull, stupid, and glib remarks.

4. Mostly sports fans enjoy the Super Bowl but sex has far wider market appeal since even the geeks, freaks, and every other person that can’t even watch the Super Bowl is a fan of sex.

3. There are no penalties in sex for outlandish displays of celebration upon scoring.

2. In Sex, play doesn’t have to break for commercials.

1. You can make a Homegrown Video amateur porn video during the Super Bowl but you can’t make the Super Bowl while making amateur porn!