Homegrown Video’s top ten Thanksgiving Sex Suggestions

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In honor of the Holiday that keeps us eating and drinking and hopefully getting some wild sex to be thankful for, Homegrown Video has the following recommendations for making this coming Thanksgiving erotic and exotic.

1.       Time to bust out the baster and start squirting the breast meat to keep it moist

2.       Serve the bird butt down tits up and make sure everyone gets a piece before going back for sloppy seconds

3.       Stuff but never over-stuff

4.       Licking the spoon after whipping the cream is a must

5.       Relive the first Thanksgiving spirit by holding an orgy after the plates are cleared. (You can always record the football games to watch later)

6.       Play Poke-a-hot-ass

7.       Pumpkin pie but don’t pump kin’s furpie

8.       Make sure to give thanks for the booty…  I mean bounty

9.       Remember to thank those original Puritans for making sex dirty to this day

10.   Watching a Homegrown Video to finish off the festivities will aid digestion

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