Homegrown’s ten ways to convince your lover to make amateur porn

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1.       Say you want to make an amateur sex video to keep a lasting memento of how great your sex life is…

2.       Advise your sex partner that making an amateur porn tape is a way to review their sexual performance and improve his or her swing.

3.       Declare that today is actually International Amateur Porn Day and everyone is supposed to show their support by making an amateur xxx video.

4.        Plead that your Grandfather’s dying last wish was that you make some amateur porn so you have something to leave for posterity… and for Grandma to watch with her friends at the Retirement Community.

5.       Bet that you are better in bed but you need to make an amateur porn movie so that others can take a look and vote accordingly.

6.       If Paris Hilton and other celebs did it then it must be cool to make amateur porn sex videos

7.       Put on a beret and declare that you are making modern deconstructionist post neo modern pop art and you need a model for rendering an amateur porn masterpiece.

8.       Suggest that being in an amateur porn video is a great way to let the world know that, yes; you actually do have an exciting sex life no matter what anyone thinks.

9.       Offer the fact that being in an amateur porn video allows you to act out fantasies without anyone making fun of the fact that you really do like dressing up in a panda costume to have sex.

10.   Homegrown Video pays good money for your amateur porn videos!!!

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