AVN hall of fame speech lights up my porn peers
Just barely able to squint through the glare of lights I would see the un-amused, the bored, the drunken blank stares of my peers which would be facing me down and I would have to act quickly or else go down in flames.
“I came into this business with little more than my dick in my hand but I didn’t know dick.” If I was going immolate myself then I might as well do it with rocket fuel, then at least the fire would be twice as hot and hopefully the pain would be over quickly in less than half the time. “I didn’t have mafia connections. I didn’t have a set of perverts for parents. I wasn’t a runaway hustler out on the street looking to step into the big time with a drug habit that only doing porn would pay for. I didn’t have a big shlong. Everyone knows I was never going to make a good suitcase pimp. All I know is that I didn’t have a clue what a liberal arts degree would bring to the bank account and I was never going to make it working for the Man in corporate America. In fact, I didn’t have anything more than a healthy sexual appetite.”
You bet I would be grinning lasciviously at whatever starlet happened to be sitting close enough to the stage that I could see her to offer my smile, wink, and nod. Of course, there would have to be a quick prayer that it wasn’t actually one of the trannys waiting to receive his/her award moments later after they gaffed me off the stage.
“But that was not going to stop me. Put that video camera in my hands and I knew that I could fuck just as easily as I could pick up a fork to feed myself. And I knew this, sex is food, and people have to eat.”
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